Comedy. Caffeine. Political Junkie. Biotech. San Francisco. Food. Cocktails. Kittens. She / Her / It Me
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ME: Huh, a tiny thing has briefly made me feel an emotion.
MY BRAIN: Pizza will heal that.
This is a mind-boggling level of corruption for someone charged with US negotiations with both Iran and Russia. #CrookedJared
The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
Alllll of the congratulations to @skyeblakely_ - a well-deserved AA win.
WORLD CHAMPION FOREVER. – at South San Francisco, CA
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It's better to be ambulatory than USA national champion: the Dulcy Caylor story, an ABC after school special. – at San Francisco, CA
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A Zacharia is now 5 days, just under .5 Scaramuccis. Congratulations @Scaramucci!
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Breaking News: President Trump’s new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired after less than a week on the job, according to people familiar with the matter. nyti.ms/4yuECpZ
If @SFGiants had any imagination they would purchase and do this with the SF Centre mall. Bonus: direct access to the only subway station that has the 2 light rail lines that go to Oracle Park. 🙌 – at South San Francisco, CA
Rams turning rundown mall into new 52-acre, $10 billion village HQ with thousands of homes planned trib.al/dVgmavb
Props to Lilly for giving some of that sweet sweet #Foundayo marketing budget to pitchwoman Martha Stewart, the only celebrity imprisoned for minor insider trading in pharma stock. You enjoy all of that awesome pharma cash, HRH Martha. 🙌
youtu.be/wsKlRgMAx3A?is=jXob… – at South San Francisco, CA
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BREAKING: A federal judge once again blocks President Trump's executive order limiting mail voting. apnews.com/article/trump-vot…
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There is nothing inappropriate about Donald Trump's relationship with Natalie Harp.
by David Brooks
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My three-year-old was watching CNN when he turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy, why is the nice orange man firing the nice wine lady?” And when I told him “Because she became too woke to protect the reflecting pools,” he started crying.
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Watching Laura Ingraham make faces at Fauci's hearing while listening to Laura Ingraham complain about other people making faces
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Elon Musk is calling for the execution of the Economist editor who interviewed him. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem.
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How I would have cast the Odyssey
Odysseus - Scott Baio
Penelope - Roseanne Barr
Telemachus - Clav
Circe - Patricia Heaton
Antinous - James Woods
