theTRu (@theTRu) profile picture

Writer of all trades...

northern VA
Joined May 2008
I didn't realize The Biggest Loser was still on TV...
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From the top rope...
I unapologetically stand for free speech, peaceful demonstrations, and immigration—but this is not that. This is anarchy and true chaos. My party loses the moral high ground when we refuse to condemn setting cars on fire, destroying buildings, and assaulting law enforcement.
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My heart has a dog-shaped hole.
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It's like he literally said, "Hey, are you done with that town hall set? I got a new flannel shirt..."
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Tim Walz is giving @brianbatescomic a run for his money in the "he looks worried" department... #VPDebate2024
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Came across this DVD the other day and it's been sitting on my desk. Popped it in over my lunch break today on a whim and transported to a blast of high energy, arena rock and nostalgia (I might have forgotten to eat) thanks @johnlcooper #CCMTwitter
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"Where is the president? They threw him out of the election like a dog." (Then you better keep him away from Ohio) #Debate2024
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Stefon Diggs showing true colors. Gave him the benefit of the doubt all last season assuming an injury caused his "dip" but it was clearly his own "business decisions". I don't think he wants to win a Super Bowl unless he gets all the credit. No sharing credit w/Josh. #WellBye
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As much as I enjoyed watching Elaine Benes trying to breakdance, I'm pretty sure there were more qualified competitors somewhere in the world.
Rachael Gunn, the Australian breakdancer with a PhD in cultural movement 😭
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That debate felt like watching a severely extended clip of Norm Macdonald telling the "moth joke" but with the punchline, "Joe, you're not fit to be president and this debate didn't help you. Why did you come on stage at all?" "Because the light was on."
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To be clear, I do not make over $400k/year and my taxes increased significantly under Biden.
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Fine People Hoax... really? Even after Snopes... (SNOPES?!?) has debunked it...
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I'm having a hard time picturing Adele singing, "All About that Bass"...
12 Hit Songs That Were Originally Intended For A Different Singer 🧵 A thread:
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This feels... wrong.
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Been a rough day for this guy today... #eclipse #eclipse2024 #ATeam #deepCut ("You said the trigger word!")
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Yes, this is evil. But Satan thought he won on the first Easter, too. He didn't then and he won't this year (or ever). Happy Resurrection Sunday. #HeIsRisen (indeed).
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Friday 5x5... Took quite a nostalgic trip down memory lane... #CCMTwitter
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