Evan Yount 🌵

I'm not superhuman I am just a man. I'm just another begger pointing y'all to where the bread is man. It's here ⬇️ John 6:22-59 🍞 of life.

Maybe I should have just done it.

Multiple.... recently.

Shocker another biased commentary team against Tech. The Colorado glazing is 🤢

I just don't get it man.

Does anybody actually read my posts or am I just talking to my self?

Just as predicted, it didn't last very long before it happened again.

Do I know I'm wasting my time, yes. Am I going to do it anyways, also yes.

Someone HMU with a way to get me to North or South Dakota, Montana or Wyoming....ok thanks.

Damn zebra girl done got me again.

How does @HomeDepot have all this rental equipment, KNOW a winter storm is coming, and still have the worst parking lots in town? Someone put Don on a skid steer and start scraping. I’d do it myself if they handed me the keys. No hate, just asking.

It's crazy how someone can hurt you so bad over and over and yet you still love them but they're so unfazed by it they probably found joy in doing it.

As much money as I've spent at @HarborFreight this year I really should have a sponsorship by now 😂

It wouldn't be a Texas Tech football season without saying.... Typical Tech.

It in fact was not it ..... Yet

I don't actually want to go on anymore at this point tbh.

Just got home from a 3 day trip for work. Immediately only thing I can think of is I want to be getting into bed with one specific person. That's it that's all I want after this, but it won't happen.

After I left a church business meeting and went to Walmart to buy antacid and applesauce.... Obviously because I'm secretly 80🙄

You were dry AF, I was the one creating all the conversation and yet in less than 8 hours I'm the one ghosted. Welcome to relationship culture in 2024. Wish we'd go back to having the maturity to just use our words and not ghost. My generation needs to grow up.