Makes and does a bunch of stuff. Drafted into being a Bard. Alternates between RELENTLESSLY WHOLESOME and VICIOUS MOCKERY bless their hearts! He/Him. Uncle.
Joined November 2007
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hey @grok - Give me a picture of Pete Hegseth wearing tassel pasties!
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dear @TheDailyShow - Just in case you don’t have this in your files, I give you the new Fearless Leader of #ICE
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(a GenX Reminder)
This Bullshit Is Not New.
These Assholes Have Always Been Here.
And yet, we will get through this.
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IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE (nazi symbol)
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While I shall always feel sorry for, uh, Stan, the Unnamed Guy With The Papers still holds the title of Prettiest Superkick Sell Ever and we should know that man's name!
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At Halloween, one of my coworkers was wearing a cape. He got it caught on a chair and well, it was awkward.
So @Grover , please let Super Grover know that it happens to a lot of people.
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I make it a point to say “HI.” like @MrJamesMay rolling up on the other two in a totally incongruous vehicle.
This, sir, is part of your legacy.
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I sincerely envy my wife’s ability to ignore political commercials on TV.
ps - we voted early. Also: Ted Cruz sucks.
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DEMONSTRATING VALUABLE PRISON SURVIVAL SKILLS
The only job he will bring back, America. #TrumpIsGoingDown
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I'm not advocating it, but if Ted Cruz ever took a proper Football block, he'd make a noise like a dog toy.
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AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED, MUSK POSTS ALL OF HIS TWEETS WHILE FONDLING HIMSELF. #CANON
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