My preferred pizza toppings are pineapple, jalapeños, and olives. So now you know exactly what kinda monster you're dealing with. Bituva nerd. He/him.

Southern ontario
Joined November 2007
I got no problem with Cthulhu, man. It's his fan club.
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The Bruin Theatre reopened on Friday with “Wildwood.” Now Laika and Fathom say they’ve taken legal action to stop the screenings, citing concerns about operator Rui Pereira. The film was still playing as of Sunday afternoon. My latest for @indiewire: tinyurl.com/mpp6mksc
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Can you imagine being so awful that a film company would rather lose profit then be affiliated with you or your business in any way
The Bruin Theatre reopened on Friday with “Wildwood.” Now Laika and Fathom say they’ve taken legal action to stop the screenings, citing concerns about operator Rui Pereira. The film was still playing as of Sunday afternoon. My latest for @indiewire: tinyurl.com/mpp6mksc
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One week left to back Cinematic Obsessions, which will contain my essay on Weird Al Yankovic's UHF, as well as a group of essays on other films written by a group of enthusiastic writers. kickstarter.com/projects/gho…
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This is a Taylor Swift level easter egg-
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The word is out. DC Comics is celebrating the 50th anniversary of Black Lightning with an amazing special that includes a lead story by Brandon Thomas and myself plus contributions from a great group of writers and artists. There's even an alternate cover by my pal and original Black Lightning artist Trevor von Eeden. I'll be conducting my own nigh-daily celebration of my creation and my work on him on social media. I've got something fun cooked up and it will launch in November. Justice, like lightning, shall ever appear to some men hope and to other men, fear!
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This one's spectacular. In the 1960s, London's Mews were still being used to keep horses. This clip spoils us with a lovely glimpse of the people, pubs, and lifestyle among the cobbled backstreets that have since become expensive housing. They certainly had more personality then than nowadays. @Britains___Pubs
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What the actual fuck have I just read
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Enter the Wildwood Wonders on Gofobo for a chance to win! gofobo.com/sweepstakes/Wildw…
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🚨 happening right now at front and John streets in toronto!!! #Fire #Toronto
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amanda seyfried should EGOT but every performance she wins is for a separate piece of media where she portrays elizabeth holmes
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Every DC show under James Gunn involves the main character having sex with the villain Peacemaker (PM and the butterflies) CC (Rich flag Sr and the princess) Lanterns (John and the manhunter) And the next DC show is The Jimmy Olsen and Gorilla Grodd show
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nathan fielder creating a play called “smokers allowed” to get around the smoking ban what’s the loophole? nathan’s responding “theater law” makes me laugh every single time 😭
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I think she correctly diagnoses that Billy is manipulating Holmes while still correctly diagnosing that Holmes is a piece of shit. Idk why everyone is being so weird about Seyfried.
amanda seyfried: 🗣️ BELIEVE WOMEN amanda seyfried, later: okay but, what i said was we *could* believe women. we would be capable, technically, of believing women
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I have looked in the bag that was stolen by Jagmeet and which you had probably seen just minutes after yesterday's release forgive me it's full of secrets so mysterious and so bold
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I didn't know about Kael in Willow. I do miss this level of petty, but I want a Bond villain based on @patrickhwillems .
Replying to @Srirachachau
I miss when critics got filmmakers mad enough to name villains after them. General Kael in Willow, Sarris from Galaxy Quest, Mayor Ebert in Godzilla 1998, etc...
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I hate Canadian Halloween, what do you mean you’re Jagmeet Singh’s suspicious red duffle bag
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It was over for Albertan separatism the minute Blanchet read them to filth
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Family Guy recently made a Civil War version of "Who's on First" that had me crying laughing. It had no business being that good.
Abbott & Costello - Who's on First Pure comedic genius
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the only way I can possibly explain this Jagmeet Singh thing to the Americans is “imagine everyone in the US started seeing 600 AI-generated ads of unsuccessful 2020 presidential Green Party candidate Howie Hawkins being arrested with a gym bag every single day”
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