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Joined March 2025
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non euclidean body geometry
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sometimes it's hard to watch Hasan's streams and not get whiplash
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Laura Bloomer posting hole tonight but it's the deep infinite void that exists inside her
I hate to say it, but America is over. The communists and jihadists are going to open our borders and replace our votes with votes from illegals aliens. We now have reps who openly speak about their hatred of America, their love of communism and their support for sharia law. We won’t be able to undo the damage they cause on our country come 2028. America 250 was a funeral. The American Dream is dead.
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Of all the people the DSA could have chosen to host its official election night livestream, it chose Hasan Piker, someone who proudly expresses support for terrorist organizations and traffics in antisemitism. Let that sink in. The DSA isn't distancing itself from this kind of rhetoric. It's elevating it. When someone tells you who they are, believe them: adl.org/resources/article/ha…
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Word of the Day:  ÁILLEÁNACH (Irish) - an attractive and yet useless man.
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🇮🇪??!?!?
It’s illegal to be a republican
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I can't tell if the David Walliams stuff is REALLY bad or it's just that woke is back
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this happened to marc andreessen
Kneading my newborn son’s head into a cone for a funny photo then freaking out that it’s not going back to it’s original shape
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Replying to @EthosHeretica
Dude we are about to lose everything
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I think I need to get hella lean so I can get attention on here this is not a cry for help
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There’s not enough Diet Coke in the world to make this Monday go by any faster.
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Psychiatrists are incompetent. I've been prescribed all these and only because I had a perfect cock and great ideas
Temulun Togochog: mentally deranged Aripiprazole 5mg, antipsychotic medication commonly prescribed for schizophrenia Lamotrigine 50mg, for bipolar disorder, prevents depressive episodes Sertraline 50mg, SSRI antidepressant, also for anxiety and OCD 💀
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America achieving an unheard of level of global cultural hegemony only to give it up because a bunch of 75 IQ small business owners didn’t understand soft power has to be one of the greatest imperial self owns in human history
Even Iranian people who I’ve spoken to/DM’ed who still support “Iranian Islamic Revolutionism” on a personal level basically admit that their ideology is dead in Millenials and Zoomers and everyone under ~40 in Iran is essentially an atheist who watches all the recent ‘decadent Western movies’, anime and Vizieslop Hazbin Hotel shows essentially. This is why Trump attacking Iran for 1srael is retarded even from a “U.S. national interests geopolitical realism” perspective btw. The Obama/Kerry doctrine of essentially buttering Iran up so they would eventually ‘integrate into the world system’, drop the ‘Islamic’ and just become “Republic of” - Was essentially working. Trump doing what he did disgraced the ‘reformists’ and now despite their ideologies general unpopularity with the youth, the ‘hardliners’ are now still basically in charge.
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IT'S IRISH!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
halloween is american and the commercial tradition of giving chocolate on valentines is english. what kind of brainwashing is going on in japan lol
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Halloween originated from Ireland's ancient Celtic Samhain festival and Christian All Saints' traditions, not America, although the US popularized its modern commercial version. Heart-shaped Valentine's chocolate boxes began in 1868 England with Cadbury. britannica.com/topic/Where-di… guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/… history.com/articles/hallo…
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she’s trying to emulate her beloved israel by bombing her own career
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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watching this over and over and looking for the physical symptoms of psychosis
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Its with a heavy heart that I report that one of the two johnnies has passed away. an investigation is underway to determine which one it was with an answer expected in the coming months.
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If Louis Walsh is to the left of you on any issue you should david walliams when the story is published yourself
lol Louis Walsh being based was not on my bingo card (I will not confirm he is actually based because he always gave me creepy vibes) but I’m surprised
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Wait til you find out who invented the boycott
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DeNiro: "You stupid or what? I told you not to buy anything big. Get it outta here!" Me, in custom Gundam suit: "It's in my mother's name."
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