Scott Johnson

Ahhh Twitter… the itch I can scratch during a Facebook outage. Sorry, X (It’s been a while)

Kane only left Spurs so he didn’t have to say Postecoglou in interviews. #HarryKane

Joshua v Whyte is off PPV, but this exchange between @EddieHearn and @Sjopinion10 on @talkSPORT is worth £20 of anyone’s money! Brilliant radio!

If I was playing a drinking game each time someone on @bbctms mentioned ‘Baz ball’ I’d have been ‘nicely oiled’ since the third over. Enough. Yours, everyone.

If you want to see the state of Britain right now, rather than enjoy the spectacle that is the London marathon, play, ‘count the pot-holes’ #LondonMarathon

It’s not #JoshTaylor ‘s fault, but those officials at ringside shouldn’t be allowed within 100 miles of a boxing ring ever again. Catterall was hands down the winner last night by a mile. Embarrassed for boxing right now.

I made a thing. #RussiaUkraineConflict #worldwar3 #UkraineRussiaCrisis

Hey, @BTSportBoxing I missed ‘the trilogy’ on Christmas Day… will it be able to be seen again? All I can find on the app is a 90sec trailer for it.

I actually feel quite sorry for him (Nuno); last on a long list that Levy wanted as manager. He knew it, the players knew it, and the fans knew it. He was doomed from day one. #thfc #Nuno

Hello, Twitter, it’s been a while. #facebookdown

Sort it out, @BBCNews … Friday’s numbers were lower than Thursdays, and today’s lower than yesterday. How can it be spreading with lower numbers each day? Scaremongering at it’s best. #IndianVariant

Was I right, was Pauline Fowler ‘H’? #LineofDutyFinale

FENNERS HASN’T got any legs! @fennerstweets @jimmybullard #socceram @SoccerAM

Anybody else trying to find the channel without the crowd noise? Just me then. #CarabaoCupFinal #coys

#Spurs joining the #ESL is like me (41 and 14st) rocking up to the Mr Universe competition in a pair of swimming shorts with pink flamingos on I just bought from Next #NoToEuropeanSuperLeague

I think the last time I used Twitter was the LAST time Facebook/WhatsApp/Instagram was down. Never change, @Twitter, never change. #instagramdown #whatsappdown

Dear @FortniteGame, can you let me know as soon as the Halloween update is over, it’s really quite terrible. Yours, Everybody. @Y2jimbob @jethro_roose

Crappy day, chucking down, so a brew on and editing a shoot. There is only one album for me on a day like this. What say you, @maryannehobbs !?

.@kaspasdesserts Very disappointed to see most staff in the Chelmsford store not wearing masks serving people. One even covers her chin... not under the chin like the ‘fashion’ but just her chin. Outrageous. Spoke to manager... also not wearing mask.