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Nothing gets people's fantasy football juices flowing like the chance to use guys that were considered backups a week ago.

FANTASY STAT OF THE DAY 169: Number of different fantasy analysts in 2020 that have tweeted out some form of “Jarvis Landry is undervalued” as if they were the first person to ever generate that opinion.

When a pick goes wrong: “Don’t you dare even think about blaming ME, the guy who does this for a living and should have way more insight than you, the person who does this as a hobby.” When a pick goes right: “Give me all my credit, please.”

Got into MFL10s for first time in 2018 & have not paid attention to fantasy twitter at all before two days ago, so sorry if I missed something... Why the hell are Gordon & Landry both being drafted as top 25 WRs? The next time a Tyrod WR gets 100 targets will be the first time.

Year to year: 2017: 3/9 2016: 3/21 2015: 6/10 I guess I'm better off playing less.

MFL10 results: 9 leagues 3 wins 2 2nds ... 1 12th On all three winners: Mark Ingram Dolphins D/ST On two winners: Frank Gore Kenny Britt Pierre Garçon Mohamed Sanu Mike Wallace Zach Miller Cardinals D/ST

Yahoo is open to the 1% chance that Brate just goes wild over the last three quarters:

Dede is being targeted like a #1 WR, they said. The Texans can't stop WRs like Dede, they said.

If Kenny Britt is good in New England, the only reasonable reaction is to give him shit for wasting Cleveland's time, not call the Pats smart and the Browns dumb.

I found the person who might have most epic fantasy roster of all time: teapaw.org/t_rogenman/status/9370…

You're not gonna believe this, but my @FFPC team featuring LeSean McCoy, Michael Crabtree, Larry Fitzgerald, Stefon Diggs, Emmanuel Sanders, and Travis Kelce will not be advancing in the playoffs.

Playing against Keenan Allen in all three of my money leagues this week. NOT THANKFUL.

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Two weeks ago: Why would the Panthers trade Kelvin Benjamin? Cam has a great game after he's traded: Kelvin Benjamin has always been terrible.

Two things I've seen either on twitter or on tv today, paraphrased: - everyone talks about Mark Ingram, but Alvin Kamara is the real star of the Saints backfield - everyone talks about Alvin Kamara, but Mark Ingram is the real star of the Saints backfield

I was born to be a good person and I would love to be a good person and I would be happy to be able to get a better chance of getting a better chance to win this game. teapaw.org/therealbradg/status/92…

Pretty sure once you have a 193-yard game you have surpassed "flyer" status. teapaw.org/realglenmacnow/status/…

According to the Google Chrome app, Stefon Diggs' rotoworld page is one of my top eight most visited sites.

The year is 2021. DeMarco Murray's leg has been amputated. Derrick Henry owners scream in unison, "This is finally the week!" Schefter sends a tweet Saturday at midnight that reads "Murray expected to play."

I'm pretty happy I didn't actually do this. teapaw.org/thefantasymate/status/…