still not wrong since 1973; still the voice of reason. tweet like no-one is watching
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fully screaming @ anyone on grindr claiming to be there for 'networking' ffs we all know each other already and it's GRINDR ffs who are you trying to kid hun
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This is about the route that girl took on the intro video. She must be new at Apple Park - I probably took similar routes in my first week here.
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There’s 7 million people in this world and you think I’m gonna let one customer with a bad attitude to ruin my day??? damn right I am I’ll probably even go cry in the freezer too
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Facebook notification: You have an event coming up this week.
Every Facebook user: No I don't.
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Not the first time blimps have been used to deter right-wing extremists bent on destroying democracy.
#TrumpBabyBlimp #TrumpVisitUK
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I swear absolutely everyone's grandparents have this exact combination of cutlery.
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If you're having a bad day, watch this teapaw.org/TheKnowledge/status/96…
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Yes, I'm sure that the four-star Marine general officer was angry about that as he watched a Mobster attack the alliance that provides global security. teapaw.org/kylegriffin1/status/10…
The White House says John Kelly looked "displeased" during the NATO summit because "he was expecting a full breakfast and there were only pastries and cheese." businessinsider.com/john-kel…
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Do we really need foreign racists coming over here, taking work from local racists?
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Enid Blyton was really scraping the bottom of the barrel towards the end of her career teapaw.org/1NewsNZ/status/1016611…
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*Nathan Guy looks at all the other National MPs*
"At least all I did was defend meat and not white supremacists."
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Conservatism is a belief shared by many humans that the state things were in when they were young is the most natural state of things in all human history and should therefore be reinstated and preserved.
