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Mae | obsessive in a normal way

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Bisexual and boring. Fanfic fanatic. Multi-fandom, PhD in Destiel, graduate studies in Hollanov. Fuck ICE, free Palestine, free Luigi

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Joined February 2023
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Shane in some of y’all’s fanfics: Oh no, Rozanov was so mean to me! I need to shut down and cry and have four panic attacks Shane in canon: Is this bitch trying to poison me?!
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Maybe an unpopular opinion but I love that Shane is canonically bitchy. Like, can we just let the man be a total bitch, whenever he feels like it, please? I love that for him, and I love that for me. Bitchy Shane is my favorite
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As an American: Blue Wave don’t mean shit if they don’t arrest anyone. Hell, arrest everyone. Hang people for treason. We have a madman considering a nuke to distract from his child-raping, hang every last one of those fuckers
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Hollanov snippet: During Shane’s 3rd season with the Cens the team is pretty used to how competitive and gut-wrenchingly in love with each other Shane and Ilya are. So, when one of their normal disagreements escalates, everyone is concerned. It starts off normal enough, +
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They’re shouting that they thought Shane and Ilya were getting divorced. They’re shouting about their own skepticism. Dykstra is swearing up and down that “a squatch had me and my grandpa treed for an hour once!” It’s absolute madness. In the end, Coach Weibe intervenes. +
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He has them cast a vote as a believer, non-believer, or undecided and then bans the topic forever. For their wedding anniversary, Wyatt books them a Sasquatch Safari in Alberta. They hear some knocking and rock throwing but nothing else (it only intensifies the feud). /end
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My brother in Christ, do I have a website for you to check out in 2-4 weeks
Tityos Torturer (@girlabductor) profile pictureTityos Torturer@girlabductorNov 1
can Superman safely bottom for a regular human, like does he have enough control of his ass muscles to let a cock in and not risk crushing it if he spasms? would he use kryptonite like poppers? when will DC answer these important questions???
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Some more snippets from my WIPs folder: Deep in the situationship trenches and Ilya is pacing around his hotel room like a dog waiting for it’s person to come home
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HC: post retirement, Ilya gets really involved in the Russian cultural center. He plays chess w/ the elderly folks, trades recipes and gossip w/ the other parents, and ends up as one of the sitters/daycare teachers, doing language immersion for kids/grandkids of immigrants
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and to just enjoy some form of creative expression. I post it to share with others and hope it brightens their day or entertains them or makes them feel something. Everyone is too fucking uptight about all this, like have a gracious heart or just stay out of fandom
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Rin ᢉ𐭩@hollernovOct 31
I can’t believe people are claiming that sharing Google drives or docs are looting 😭😭bro what’s the point of fan fiction if fans can’t read it? Didn’t ao3 start bc fans wanted to archive deleted works so fans could enjoy it? This isn’t a popularity contest.
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marcy so in love 📘 (@nawiosne) profile picture
marcy so in love 📘@nawiosneOct 31
the thing i'm like fundamentally pro piracy and i don't understand why would i make an exception for fanfiction if im being honest lol
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Cannot understand why the girlies are on some ACAB bullshit and reporting downloaded fics as copyright infringement??? Leave fandom expeditiously, this shit is not for you
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When ao3 comes back im gonna eat that dead dove
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