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Software & Gizmos Creating awesome internetz at https://teapaw.org/t.co/NnlVi24jRa Making stuff @HackerGarage High performance đŸ” The One Piece does exist đŸŽâ€â˜ ïž

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Joined January 2011
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1. company raises $1mm in funding 2. coincidentally, other company raises $1mm in funding 3. they each sign $1mm contracts with each other 4. both are now at $1mm arr 5. both raise $10mm at $100mm 6. repeat the process from step 3 until your revenue is $10 trillion 7. acquire microsoft and now you have a $3 trillion revenue-generating business why is no one doing this?
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In 2010, Aaron Swartz downloaded 70GBs of articles from JSTOR. He faced $1 million fine and 35 years in jail. He took his life in 2013. Meta illegaly downloaded 80+ terabytes of books from LibGen, Anna's Archive, and Z-library to train their AI models without any punishment.
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the best engineers in the world have no idea how to make a navbar like this today it's like roman concrete - a lost art that we can never get back
The diversity of horizontal navigation in 2004 #WebDesignHistory
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Your outie creates ChatGPT wrappers and calls them startups
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French YouTuber @Inoxtag climbed Mt. Everest with a Luffy straw hat!
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Gracias a todas las personas que han hecho de Codeando un espacio de apertura, comunidad y tecnologĂ­a para lo pĂșblico đŸ’šđŸ’™đŸ’›â€ïž
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Es dĂ­a de #ONEPIECE!! FelicidadesđŸŽâ€â˜ ïžđŸŽ‰ Este manga de JapĂłn đŸ‡ŻđŸ‡” tiene tantos fans en el mundo y es muy querido!! Cuando conocĂ­ a @InakiGodoy, actor mexicanođŸ‡ČđŸ‡œ que interpreta a Luffy en @onepiecenetflix, me sorprendiĂł que habla japonĂ©s🎌😁 TambiĂ©n pueden aprender estas frases!
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Hans retweeted
If this is your work laptop, you have to go to work today
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It took me a while to fully realize the value of something my company achieved years ago, and continues to savor today. It’s one of our greatest quiet advantages, full stop. It’s not something you hear much about in business circles. In fact, I can’t remember the last time I heard anyone spend much time on the topic, or even bring it up in conversation, on a conference stage, or behind a podcast mic. There is, however, lots of discussion about achievement in business. A company can achieve product market fit, operational efficiency, influence, revenue goals, or, ultimately — and hopefully — profitability. But I’m not taking about those things. Those are the obvious things, the common talking points. And to those you can add the vanity metrics of achievement — social media followers, traffic, views, impressions, open rates, press mentions, gross this or gross that. All those are what they are, but they aren’t where it’s at. What I’m talking about is optionality. Achieving optionality is where it’s at. Optionality is a hearty mix of profit margin, small size, independence, attitude, and freedom. You’ve got to have all of it to have optionality. If a board is calling the shots, you don’t have much optionality. If your margins are thin, or non-existent, you don’t have much optionality. If the public owns a piece, you don’t have much optionality. If you’re too big to change direction quickly, you don’t have much optionality. And if you’re afraid to speak your mind and stake your point of view, you don’t have much optionality. Optionality lets you do things no one would give you permission to do. It lets you write excellent software and give it away for free if you choose. It lets you do things that don’t make sense in the current climate, but will long-term. It lets you be early while eventually catches up. Optionality is ecstasy. It’s making it up as you go, without making excuses. It’s openly changing your mind without having to save face. Optionality is equanimity, the corporate equivalent of enlightenment. So, entrepreneurs, ditch the bullshit. Abandon growth-at-all-costs. Reject conventional metrics. Scorn hollow acceptance. Instead, hunt for optionality. It's freedom. It's power. It's everything you crave, wrapped in a single, potent package. Chase it relentlessly. And when you get it, don’t let go.
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One brick at a time they say...
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Eton College is banning smartphones for first-year students and replacing them with Nokia phones. Do you think other colleges should adopt the same?
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Japan is still on web 0.5, no one uses any apis, even the "tech" orgs are just dumping csv files back and forth. all arrangements are bespoke, and technical challenges solved 10 years ago are still blockers for huge conglomerates
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JULIAN ASSANGE IS FREE Julian Assange is free. He left Belmarsh maximum security prison on the morning of 24 June, after having spent 1901 days there. He was granted bail by the High Court in London and was released at Stansted airport during the afternoon, where he boarded a plane and departed the UK. This is the result of a global campaign that spanned grass-roots organisers, press freedom campaigners, legislators and leaders from across the political spectrum, all the way to the United Nations. This created the space for a long period of negotiations with the US Department of Justice, leading to a deal that has not yet been formally finalised. We will provide more information as soon as possible. After more than five years in a 2x3 metre cell, isolated 23 hours a day, he will soon reunite with his wife Stella Assange, and their children, who have only known their father from behind bars. WikiLeaks published groundbreaking stories of government corruption and human rights abuses, holding the powerful accountable for their actions. As editor-in-chief, Julian paid severely for these principles, and for the people's right to know. As he returns to Australia, we thank all who stood by us, fought for us, and remained utterly committed in the fight for his freedom. Julian's freedom is our freedom. [More details to follow]
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it's 2024 in France this is a screenshot of the official government website for collecting taxes from professionals. not a joke
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