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Dan Gray is a serious journalist specializing in the hard facts that exist only in supposition, and extrapolation

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People still pretend this never happened or ignore it in conversations about abortion. It's a bit like Kamala Harris wanting to give illegals sex change surgeries for free: It's too unbelievable to make a good argument.
This guy caught demons on film
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It’s unlikely this will ever be surpassed
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Replying to @washingtonpost
42% dropped out of the study. Stop misinforming the public.
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It’s wild that we broke this over five years ago and it’s going viral now.
BREAKING: CNN director admits they only focus on the race of criminals when they are white, covers up when black assailants attack Asians
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LMAO!
I died. This has to be the best one yet
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Claude is the shit! LOL
I asked Claude to analyze the last 300 videos from the "I've had it" podcast and to give me the world view of someone who relies on them for news. Claude: "A person immersed exclusively in this ecosystem views the world through a lens of totalizing political paranoia and self-righteous outrage, reduced to a black-and-white spectacle of righteous resistance versus abject evil. Every complex geopolitical event, economic strain, or cultural shift is flattened into a single, sensationalized narrative: an imminent fascist takeover orchestrated by a comic-book lineup of "oligarchs," "whack jobs," and corrupt elites. Operating within a high-decibel echo chamber, they mistake vulgar catharsis and relentless mockery for sophisticated political analysis, consuming news not to understand the world, but to validate their own moral superiority and partisan disdain. Ultimately, this worldview fosters a profound cognitive dysfunction, replacing civic discourse with paranoid conspiratorial thinking and performative activism. Complex institutional processes are dismissed as mere theater, while every political opponent is demonized as a bad-faith actor or cultist beyond redemption. By relying on a steady diet of apocalyptic warnings and therapeutic venting, the consumer becomes addicted to a cycle of perpetual grievance and righteous panic, rendering them entirely incapable of engaging with nuance, counter-evidence, or the lived realities of anyone outside their immediate political tribe."
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A social justice class at University of Michigan I can’t believe this is real
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Jennifer Welch has always been a NASTY woman
Last December, Jennifer Welch told Don Lemon that Charlie’s death was justified.
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The Polish Interior Minister has now fully backtracked after announcing the Kraków terrorist was "far right" to the legacy media. Admitting he didn't even check, just said "muh far right" for no other reason than that he felt like it.
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Fuck off ABC
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Guaranteed this great man isn't treated as such by his family. He spends all his days at work being deferred to, treated like a decision-maker, always devoting his life to the success of his company, nvidia. Returns home and although he gets love and happiness to see him, he doesn't get the deference from his wife as he does from everyone else -- she likely doesn't even view him as such a great person In comes an asian woman who knows how to treat a man, it's so novel to him that it gets to him deeply, he realizes that's what he wants out of a woman, especially an attractive one, then ends up cheating on his wife.
JUST IN: US intelligence reportedly believes Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang had a “romantic relationship” with a woman suspected of spying for China.
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A frantic Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan have a profanity laced meltdown as all their sponsors drop them, admit their ‘apology’ was only meant for themselves. The hags mentioned how they support “universal human rights” which was apparently used as justification for why they are allowed to curse people and glorify violence. Glad they cleared up that the apology was completely fake.
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Hamas released a video showing them digging up Gaza’s water pipes and electricity lines—to turn them into rockets. If you’re upset about Gaza’s lack of a sewage system, direct your outrage where it belongs: at Hamas.
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Yes, heavy rains have flooded around 70,000 tents in Gaza. Hamas leaders, including Yahya Sinwar, admitted digging up irrigation, water and sewage pipes left by Israel after the 2005 Gaza withdrawal (Gush Katif) to build rockets. This included materials for the M-75. Hamas videos show the process; early rockets were often called "sewage pipes with wings."
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I feel like she hasn't actually read the Quran
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Holy fuck! Most based vice president of a company of all time!?
Citibank shooter's motive revealed after he killed female victim execution-style as she tried to crawl away The Florida Citibank shooter was enraged over a legal matter with the company when he stormed into a building and shot a female employee execution-style, police said. Jacob Pearson, 35, crashed a gray sedan before charging into the Citibank campus around noon on Wednesday and shooting LeAnne Selman, 41, four times as she fought for her life, Hillsborough County Sheriff (HCSO) Chad Chronister said on Thursday. Around 9am, Pearson, a married father of one, contacted an attorney's office that is affiliated with the company after being summoned to appear in court over a $2,500 collection debt he owed. Pearson was 'upset and irate' and penned a letter to the company, stating: 'Unless you want me to go over there with my AR-15, my bulletproof vest, and my insanity, you motherf***ing cancel this court case. Do you understand me? 'They are only an hour and three minutes away, so the last thing you want to do is f with me.' The attorney's office then notified a Citibank security supervisor, who is a retired Secret Service agent, and warned him of the threat. The officer then contacted the Orlando Police Department and the HCSO as local police in Orlando did a wellness check on his home, but he was nowhere to be found. Chaos then ensued when Pearson crashed into the building and approached with a rifle in his hand and shot the beloved Citibank employee, who was 'the first person he saw,' Chronister said. They had no prior connection, with Chronister calling Selman's presence 'a circumstance of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.' Footage then captured him walking 'calmly' into the building, where he was shot dead by Citibank vice president of operations and Marine Corps veteran John Fraley. Pearson went to the headquarters with 90 rounds of ammunition, and 15 of them were spent, he said. 'Because of the heroic actions of this Citibank security officer, vice president of operations, his reign of terror ended before it even began,' Chronister said. Pearson shot Selman three times with his rifle before the gun malfunctioned. He then went back to the car and grabbed a handgun and shot her again as she crawled on the ground. She worked for the company for nine years in the human resources department, officials said.
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Trash mag bye bye!
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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I guarantee you dumb monkeys copy what they see in porn and have led to suffocation, manslaughter, irreversible genital damage that the medical system has to pay for now and actual rapes due to revoked consent during rough sex, etc.
🇬🇧 UK porn ban starts tomorrow (6 Nov 2026) From Friday, possessing or publishing certain types of pornography becomes a criminal offence in England and Wales under the Crime and Policing Act 2026. Banned content includes: • Strangulation or suffocation • Penetrative sex between people who appear related (or are pretending to be related, including some step/foster scenarios) • Adults role-playing as children under 16 Penalties: • Up to 2 years for possession of strangulation or “relative” content • Up to 3 years for the under-16 role-play material • Up to 5 years for publishing any of it
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We are all tired of seeing @YoungBobRB be assaulted for his often fair political opinion. @metpoliceuk can you start locking people up please, political violence should not be tolerated!
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