Drunken idiot behind #drunkengamingš»š² Professional pour decision maker. Amateur everything else.
Kwonkopolis, Kwonkonia
Joined May 2011
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Stream idea: I DM a D&D one shot with ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok as the players.
The catch: every 20-30 minutes, the get progressively more ādrunkā affecting their personalities and decision-making.
By the end Iām basically trying to DM 3 āhammeredā AIs.
Would you watch this disaster?
That feeling when you are trying to write a book and your testers keep you waiting months for feedback. Itās just 6 chaptersā¦
Being an adult is mostly about having hobbies you really enjoy but being too damn tired to do any of them.
Sometimes doing absolutely nothing for a couple days is exactly what you needed.
Your wife will disagree.
I have an incredible talent for turning a simple five-minute project into a to an unexpected learning experience.
I love learning new things.
I just wish they didnāt start withā¦
āWell, apparently you canāt do that.ā
I donāt understand people who say,
āMoney canāt buy happiness.ā
Have you ever bought a really good sandwich?
Checkmate.
Apparently there are more rules to drinking beer on the internet than I expected.
I learn something new everyday. š
Doing my civic duty today.
Thereās something to be said for a judicial system built entirely around mandatory participationā¦on both sides.
Baron von Kwonk retweeted
If the DM saysā¦
āAre you sure about that?ā
ā¦you already fucked up.
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Baron von Kwonk retweeted
Whatās one board game youāll never turn down?
Mine changes weekly, but I can always be talked into a terrible decision.
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Every time I tell myself āIāll just play for 30 minutesā Future Me starts laughing.
In his defense, Current Me is known for questionable decisions.
My goal isnāt to have the biggest gaming community.
Just the one where everyone feels comfortable pulling up a chair, grabbing a drink, rilling some dice, and talk trash for a while.
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#drunkengaming
Baron von Kwonk retweeted
My toxic trait is thinking:
āI can definitely finish this quest before bedā
Narrator: He could not.
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I started an OnlyFans to make people laugh.
Which means my business model depends entirely on my ability to make poor decisions in public.
I did what to that cream pie?!
10/10 would do it again!
onlyfans.com/hashtagdrunkengā¦
