@them_failure

20 | They/Them | AroAce Posting to fill in the time before I hopefully get abducted and/or killed

Joined October 2019
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Hello, and welcome to my profile! More info about myself here: grossfailthem.straw.page Feel free to send me asks and such whenever! All of my comics are free to redraw or dub, no need to ask. This post is also the beginning of my comic thread, you can find them all below!
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How it feels to throw big dice at people and kill them with dice
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Goodnight! A reminder for those unaware that when I “Love and Peace!” I’m doing an Eito Aotsuki reference, not a Vash Stampede reference. Love you all! Love and peace! Love and peace! Love and peace! Love and peace! Love and peace! Love and peace! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️
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I need to know who this is so we can recreate it in real life when I may or may not be a graduate student in like two years
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I'm like nagito komaeda if he wasnt smart or lucky. just all the faggy self deprecating shit
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Forgot to buy mooncakes for the mid-autumn festival AND even forgot for my second secret “oopsy-daisies” mid-autumn festival, I’m an absolute embarrassment to all the friends and family who expected me to host this (nobody expected me to host this)
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For one of the fights I decided to actually fight them but finish them with an EMP grenade, so I got them low and got ready to throw but then they pulled out their gun and shot at me so I instinctively deflected with my sword and made them blast their own head off
BlueJay@them_failure17h
Cyberpunk update: been doing cyber psycho missions but I don’t have any non-lethal weapons or stealth gear so I’ve been running into the semi-scripted combats, running away instantly, and when the psycho loses me and turns to go back to their arena I sprint in and choke them out
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Cyberpunk update: been doing cyber psycho missions but I don’t have any non-lethal weapons or stealth gear so I’ve been running into the semi-scripted combats, running away instantly, and when the psycho loses me and turns to go back to their arena I sprint in and choke them out
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Goodnight! I don’t know what to say! Bleh! Love and peace! ❤️✌️
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When you can’t speak anymore, you sing, and when you can’t sing anymore, you dance. And when you can’t dance anymore, you start peeing everywhere all over the crowd
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The Winston posting reminded me of this. Winston is a brother to me. Winston is a brother to us all
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Seeing me in 2018 choosing to spend a few years playing Fortnite and Overwatch with my friends instead of buying a PC and cutting myself off tom everyone and pirating JRPGs and Metal Gear Solid
BlueJay@them_failureOct 25
Wishing I could start developing my taste now is something reasonable to think about but sometimes I catch myself stupidly wishing I’d had better taste in the past. Why did my 6 year old self play Lego Star Wars on the Wii instead of Xenoblade and No More Heroes, was I stupid?
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Going back to 2015 to tell myself to put down the attack on titan and pick up flowers of evil and maybe read some Marx on the side
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Wishing I could start developing my taste now is something reasonable to think about but sometimes I catch myself stupidly wishing I’d had better taste in the past. Why did my 6 year old self play Lego Star Wars on the Wii instead of Xenoblade and No More Heroes, was I stupid?
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Just played six hours of cyberpunk, did all the gigs possible at the start of the game so I wonder how Jackie feels watching me run past him at the food stand and not come back for like four days with extensive new body modifications and an anti-tank rifle on my back
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I don’t need to read To Kill A Mockingbird because I already know how to do that
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She took me on a spearfishing date where we killed the last mermaid. I think she’s the one
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Falling through rotten floorboards should be a daily occurrence or your life isn’t on the right track
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Someone out there probably has Detroit Become Human as their favorite game of all time
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Goodnight! As it so often is, the question of how I can be a better friend, and befriend more people, is on my mind! I spend so much time pondering it instead of taking the actions I already know are necessary to do it! Sorry to all my friends! Love you all! ❤️✌️
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They don’t make me like they used to
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