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MR MAO ZEDONG 🇺🇸🇺🇸 retweeted
Here's a joke about Islam:
When are Muslim women allowed to walk ahead of the men ?
In mine fields
Oh! There'a a knock at the door...
🚨 TODAY IS THE DAY!
Stephen Gray is in court today to appeal his conviction under Section 127 of the Communications Act 2003 for posting a joke about Islam on Facebook.
Stephen is an FSU member and a retired police officer who gave 27 years of service to his community.
The joke was an image of a rasher of bacon beside a man in a turban, with the caption: “Fun facts about bacon! People who eat bacon have a lower chance of marrying a 9-year-old!”
It referred to the Prophet Muhammad’s marriage to Aisha, who was six at the time, and the consummation of the marriage when she was nine.
Stephen told the court that the post was satirical, but that he also hoped it would prompt serious debate about whether the marriage had helped make child marriage acceptable in parts of the Muslim world.
He was ordered to pay more than £1,000 in fines and costs, and now has a criminal record.
This is astonishing in a country that abolished blasphemy laws in 2008 — 18 years ago.
The Free Speech Union is proud to support Stephen, and we hope he wins his appeal today.
Please donate to Stephen’s crowdfunder and help us stop an Islamic blasphemy law from taking root in Britain 👇
For those two young to know.
This song actually exists!!
open.spotify.com/track/3eCEF…
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Somebody put Trump in The Return of the King, and on Mount Doom he wants a ride on Sam too.
"Hey, Sam, carry me. I'm exhausted."
"I can't. I'm carrying Mr Frodo."
"So carry us both. Go on, little man. Run."
The orc general's order:
"Aim only for the fat man in the blue suit."
Wait till you hear what he says about the eagles.
Parts 1 and 2 are on my profile, and so is Trump in Game of Thrones.
@Picsart
MR MAO ZEDONG 🇺🇸🇺🇸 retweeted
Word of the wise to Muslims:
Never get between Americans love for their dogs and bacon.
It won’t be pretty.
MR MAO ZEDONG 🇺🇸🇺🇸 retweeted
Do you think Chewbacca had a human Dick or one of those red rocket things dogs have?
Disney won't respond to my emails….
MR MAO ZEDONG 🇺🇸🇺🇸 retweeted
What was the point of a 20 year war on terror, and then we just let them walk in here and then elect them? 
I don't get it!
If I break into your house, you'll call the cops and have me removed.
RIGHT?
But if someone breaks into our country, it's all let them in!!
You people just want cheap slave labor!!
FUCK YOU
your house is better than mine. Give me your house!!
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MR MAO ZEDONG 🇺🇸🇺🇸 retweeted
First trailer for EMPIRE.
For all those Anakin Skywalker / Darth Vader fans.
The story you all wanted is coming soon...
Sign up on the pre launch page on Indiecrowdfund to be notified when we launch!
#anakinwasright @anakin #darthvader #vader #therepublicisfakeandgay #empire #longlivetheempire #starwars #indiecomics #divinitycomics





















