telling my employee I'm giving them a raise & cutting their pay instead & when they ask me about it Im like uhhhh the fuckin uhh. tax brackets
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Do you know how badly things have to be going for groypers to take a stand against child rape?
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"I hate the 3rd world because they assign much higher value to their immediate friends and family over strangers they havent met such that corruption becomes endemic as elected officials dole out patronage. Anyway libtards are evil because they assign moral weight to strangers they haven't met [heatmap.jpg]"
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The Republican midterm platform for some reason:
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i forgot to note but yesterday was Dussehra. (happy dussehra!). the day that marks the goddess Durgaβs victory over Mahishasura, a demonic shapeshifter who changes his form but never his position. it marks the start of advent to Diwali: which begins election week.
it has been brought to my attention that there is a dem rep from district 10 in Virginia that said one of the funniest things a politician has ever said
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when my predictit-twitter account @ peepeepoopoopi3 had 500 followers jd vance followed it and his senate campaign staff said he laughed at my shitposts
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Me, a Republican: mmm the fact that he has multiple child rape accusations do make me suspicious, of the victims of course. The children probably collaborated or something
not the point but lowkey horrifying that a politician was aware of a niche politics twitter account with 665 followers. do they walk among us? has a real politician witnessed the phrase βpantied and sissified Draco Malfoyβ
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voters: I have to choose between food and getting to work
Paxton: (slurring) talafreako wants to trans your kids
Ramaswamy: amy acton was raped by her stepfather. can she be trusted to lead?
Trump: ever stare at the small of a manβs back






























