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I've decided my purpose in life to help people relax more.
Always feel like you need to be doing something or you're failing at life? Come to me and I'll remind you that you're doing great and that your worth has nothing to do with how much you accomplish in a day.
Folks my life is 🔥🔥🔥* right now!
*I have to light a fire in our wood stove every morning because our furnace refused to work after our power went out on Monday
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Jaime Winters retweeted
if you want to be in my spotify wrapped, you must defeat my 7 evil songs i looped at weirdly specific emotional points in my life this year.
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For no particular reason, I’ve been thinking a lot today about that old Circassian proverb that goes öküz saraya çıkınca kral olmaz; ama saray ahır olur, or “a bullock does not turn into a king when he moves into the palace; the palace turns into a barn”
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me, walking in someone's general line of vision about 10 feet away and not impeding them in anyway: Oh! Sorry about that!
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I was worried Hemsky, who is a barn cat, would get lonely. So we went back ti where we got him and brought his brother home too.
Please say Hello to Spock
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I'm perfectly capable of worrying about both thankyou
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Was just informed at work not to hit a specific button in client's files because it will cause a weird unrelated error in the system
I have never wanted to click something so bad in my entire life
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