Retired journalist | Soon to be retired bartender | Future JD Candidate | UNT Alum Head Chief of Security for Rebecca Marie Gomez
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On behalf of all Latinos in my position whose gf is being unhinged on the TL bc of the AOTY winner… We offer our deepest apologies & hope you can bear with us through this time.
We will do our best to mitigate any rioting, vandalism, arson, or verbal assault.
Thank you
Thank you, @MariahCarey for making a song that reminds Zaira that all she wants for Christmas is me and nothing else.
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One year ago today, I was drinking a lovely glass of amber beer with Zaira at our favorite bar while also showing her all of my gains in my investment & crypto portfolios.
As a result of my investing prowess, she was head over heels & decided to keep me around for 365 more days
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Before I leave and delete this hellish app again, i leave you w/ said reminders
- always tip 20%
- be sure to heckle Utah fans
- sun dresses & rompers >>>>>>
- celebrate your successes
- date Latinas at your own risk
- the CIA killed JFK
- tofu isn’t good it’s just pretentious
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This is what happens when Zaira goes to bed early and doesn’t do anything about me being loud on Twitter. So if anything this is her fault
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Matthew Suarez retweeted
HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew Suarez retweeted
If you root for any team other than the Dallas Cowboys I truly feel sorry for you
I’m currently glued to the Cowboys game but I’m not forgetting the fact that Atlanta has a slim lead in a game where they could be crowned World Series Champs if they win.
WE ARE ALL ATLANTA FANS TONIGHT. DOWN WITH THE ASTROS 🤘🏽
