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comedy writer / sketch @goldcomedy /former: @boogiemanja / head writer of my tweets

The Bronx, NYC
Joined April 2012
My tweets are my writing samples. No further questions.
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NOTHING, and I cannot stress this enough, beats a jet2 holiday
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The New York City Council must now pronounce Amaya as the Princess of New York City
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“what’s your 5 year plan” i’ll probably go to the movies next week I think
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need everyone to see this pic of spike lee
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me every single day of 2025 so far
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100 men should try venmoing me
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the vibes this summer
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what in the bushwick globetrotters
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A few #WhiteLotus thoughts: 1. We’re supposed to think Belinda/Porchnoi mirrors Tanya/Belinda, but does it? Tanya approached Belinda about the investment, got her hopes up, & then bailed. Porchnoi approached Belinda, who was non-commital & then she left. It doesn’t quite work.
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Best TV character of all time is a toss up between Mr. Milchik and Judy Gemstone
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obsessed with how he says monosyllabically, tramell tillman your emmy is waiting for you
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oh this diva
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raven symone gives a comedic performance in that’s so raven that genuinely is as genius and culturally significant as lucille ball’s in i love lucy .
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Colman Domingo invited the #Oscars to dance at that commercial break.
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Younger is NOW ON NETFLIX. Starring Sutton Foster, Hilary Duff, and Debi Mazar. When a 40 year old woman looking to revive her career faces age discrimination, she remakes herself as 26-year old rookie and starts all over again in the publishing world...and her love life.
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Elmo's 2025 Ins and Outs In- smiling more In- making new friends In- learning big words Out- rocks
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Wicked was fabulous. I'm holding space for aWoAHHHohhAHHHHH. PERIOD!
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