Igbo || Neither here nor there || Zaldrīzes buzdari iskos daor || Husband, Son|| Data Analyst

Not Nigeria God plis
Joined September 2016
"There are days that you would be bursting with certainty and days that you would be flattened by doubt." -CNA, 2019.
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Kaldur'ahm retweeted
I don’t have a dog in this fight but if you call me an illiterate for interpreting art a certain way, is it your expectation that I cower? I should just allow you call me an itibolibo and keep it moving? Even if you are right, I just have to insult you. What are we doing?
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I’m able to understand French when people speak slowly but once you start adding liaison and stuff you lose me 😭
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Kaldur'ahm retweeted
Hi everyone, I’m Marvellous, some of you know me as Ini. I’m a few months from finishing my MPH at NYU. I planned for this year with a student loan and a summer internship but it didn’t come through. Then this month, MPOWER shut down. I was on their waitlist. #FundDrMarvellous
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Kaldur'ahm retweeted
Offer him your tight hole then?
Replying to @realrxAFC
i’ve been helping a friend who’s more of a mentor to find a girlfriend, he makes 200k plus a year, a penthouse like apartment, insane amount of money saved and it’s just not enough . the way the girls act towards him is just wow it broke my heart
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Honestly, mainland ravers deserve a special place in heaven and hell. No wonder they take breaks every other week. If I lived in that stinky Shomolu or tolerable Gbagada, I’d be raving quarterly. Once every three months. S/O to you guys FR. Your commitment to the culture, despite the geographical warfare, is genuinely commendable.
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The South African visa official to me when I ask why my visa was denied:
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You guys hate real sisterhood
“we used to get our periods at the same time” pls block her for good @thegirljt
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He ate that ngl
Missed my Shuttlers so I booked a bolt. Can’t be arsed to start looking for estate code, so I placed drop off at a nearby church. Tell me why my driver is asking me if god doesn’t reside in my area that I want to go to a church in Lekki on a Friday morning 😭😭
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Lmao why do you think being unmarried is some big thing😂😂
I love men who handle rejection very well and use it to boost themselves. This guy during his Big Brother naija days, got into a romantic relationship with one of the girls in the house who’s from Anambra state. He had already planned how their post BBN days would be, how he would settle with her, only for the girl to reject him and end the relationship. Fast forward, he came out of Big Brother naija house, built himself, his body, his brand, and finally built a home. He’s married to a top woman who prioritizes family and has pretty children for him That same girl who rejected him, has been unmarried and is 33years old now.
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Kaldur'ahm retweeted
Foreign reserves is in excess of $55bn.
300k for an economy seat for Abj-Los is just diabolical
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Kaldur'ahm retweeted
I say this as a fellow poor man pikin, you're being weird
Dealing with nepo babies as someone who came from poverty is weird My cousin who’s dad is very rich has traveled outside the country three times this year for vacation not African country o Asin London , Netherlands , Italy .. I’m always begging her to post it , she doesn’t post 😭 last week she relocated fully to Canada I told her to use that trending TikTok sound Nigerians normally use when they’re relocating to do her own vlog and post , she said there’s no need for that 😭 I’m pained because I want to post her but she’s spoiling my plans 😭 she only post bible verse every morning 😭😭😭
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This is what addiction is……
When I landed in Nysc camp, first 4 days no weed, I drink beer tire 😭😂 Day 5 I’m walking past the bathroom and I smell weed…I trace the smell to one of the bathrooms and then I started banging on the door, nobody answered, everywhere went silent,
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Heat is making my migraines worse omg
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Yeah she isn’t but I think this is in reference to the Nigerian context of Nepo and Lapo baby, no?
She's not a Nepo baby.
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Horrible song but beautiful message ❤️
Yung Miami dedicates a heartfelt song to JT titled “Dear JT” on her new album “Watch Dis.”
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I guessed it was China or South Africa before I opened the comments and look at that
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Started the new Avatar Seven Havens and Access Bank is going after these kids bro LEAVE MY TWIN AVATARS ALONE
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People think Cersei was good at playing the games because of the shit writing of the show towards the end. The show that was built on consequences for actions suddenly had none for Cersei. No consequences for blowing the Sept with other high families?
MARGAERY was the best at the game of thrones. She knew how to win hearts, tame Joffrey, control Tommen. But she was playing to be queen consort. Her whole plan depended on staying close to power, not owning it. And she played too close to Cersei. CERSEI won every short battle. She outplayed Ned, she blew up the Sept, she took the throne. But she had zero long term vision. She burned every ally, killed every friend, and ended up queen of a city with no food, no army, and three dragons coming for her. DAENERYS had a vision, break the wheel, but no patience for the boring part of ruling. She conquered cities but didn't know how to hold them. Her strategy was always dragons and destiny. That works in Essos, not in Westeros where they remember the last Targaryens. SANSA is the only one who actually learned the long game. She learned lying from Cersei, charm from Margaery, scheming from Littlefinger, and resilience from Ramsay. And she used none of it to chase the Iron Throne. She used it to get the one thing that matters: an independent North. Everyone else wanted to sit on the Iron Throne. SANSA was the only one smart enough to realize she didn't need it.
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Kings landing was on the verge of a rebellion and Margery was beloved by them. No way, her death didn’t aggravate them. Oh, and the Iron Bank suddenly just deciding to back Cersei? Please
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