no i’ve never had a job because i’m too shy
Philadelphia, PA
Joined March 2009
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cigarette man retweeted
everything is so Reference-poisoned these days it feels very refreshing to see Heidi Klum be “a gross hand” for halloween
im old and i am not going to go out and drink in a slutty costume! i’m staying home to look at my spiders that’s spooky right
okay i say it every year: if you’re gonna wear the spider-man costume you have to show print and it’s gotta be impressive i DONT MAKE THE RULES
cigarette man retweeted
i like how much his heart is not really in it
ALT MICKEY: "Assisted suicide"? That's great—! "Three days time"? Oh wow! MICKEY: Boy! Not quite my style but it's been difficult! Soon it'll be all over! MICKEY: Oh fer—!
Mr. Slicker and the Egg Robbers-28 (October 23, 1930)
Writer: Floyd Gottfredson
Pencil: Floyd Gottfredson
Inking: Floyd Gottfredson, Hardie Gramatky
ALT MICKEY: Gee, I’m sure having a tough time trying to put an end to myself! I hope this anvil doesn’t float! MICKEY: Hey, fish! How’s the water today? FISH: Br-r-r! Cold as the dickens! MICKEY: Guess I’d better wait till tomorrow then! FISH: Pl-l-lease,—my nerves!
cigarette man retweeted
i actually trust people more with questionable pasts (case by case) cause that means they have the capacity to grow and unlearn as life goes on ✅
unlike people who always need to have a moral high ground over others and will never concede when someone does try to correct them.
