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Jake (Not State Farm)

@therealjakeeeee

Let's discuss civilly, shall we?

 New York, NY
Joined July 2018
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Michael Fabiano (@Michael_Fabiano) profile picture
Michael Fabiano
@Michael_FabianoNov 10
Keenan Allen will play the Cowboys for the second week in a row. I wonder if that's ever happened before?
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James Boyd@RomeovilleKidNov 9
#Colts CB Charvarius "Mooney" Ward Sr. on the trade deadline: "If you're a good player and you feel like you got a little value ... teams might be interested in you. If a team needs a corner, I don't know if they're gonna look for Mooney. Mooney making $20 million a year."
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Big Head Hockey
@bigheadhckyNov 8
Most individual 3-assist games this season: 7 — Connor McDavid 6 — Florida Panthers 5 or fewer — every other team Hey
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Chris Treviño@ChrisNTrevinoNov 8
#USC moves up three spots to No. 15 in AP Top 25 after a big win over the second bye week.
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Ouch time
Ohio’s Tate (@OhioTate) profile pictureOhio’s Tate
@OhioTateSep 1
I personally guarantee that Ohio State will go 12-0 this season. If they lose a game, I will….
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Spittin' Chiclets
@spittinchicletsNov 8
CONNOR MCDAVID IS NOT HUMAN 👽 18-GAME POINT STREAK. 10 GOALS. 35 ASSISTS. 45 POINTS. 🔥🤯
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Green and Yellow, unless Pink counts whether you can hear it or not (I.e. anyone anywhere says my name, I get paid $1).
Lou (@_iamlougotti) profile pictureLou
@_iamlougottiNov 7
Which 2 are you picking??
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If the Ravens had given up a second round pick and Nelson had missed two games, fans might’ve skinned EDC alive
Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) profile pictureIan Rapoport
@RapSheetNov 6
#Seahawks G Quenton Nelson will have surgery to clean out some cartilage in his knee, sources say, as fragments had been causing an issue recently. The plan is for Nelson to avoid Injured Reserve, and his timeline is a few weeks. Seattle has two games, then a Week 11 bye.
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Marlon Humphrey is genuinely bad. Sorry that hurts your feelings Marlo but you are no longer good at football.
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The Ravens defense doesn’t resemble anything like it did prior to 2024. They’re bad. They’re sloppy. They make a lot of mistakes. It’s a shame.
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Moody: deep kickoff and 53 yard FG. That’s my new kicker.
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Nothing new here. Slow and never in the right place.
Chris Cooper (@ChrisCooper_NFL) profile pictureChris Cooper
@ChrisCooper_NFLNov 6
Marlon Humphrey is an absolute liability.
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This is the best playoff game anyone has ever had
Jay (@JustHooops) profile pictureJay
@JustHooopsNov 4
Tim Duncan — 2003 NBA Finals, Game 6 21 PTS | 20 REB | 10 AST | 8 BLK
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Real App
@realappNov 5
Wemby is the first player since Shaq in 1993 to record 40+ PTS, 20+ REB, & 5+ BLK.
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David West@D_West30Nov 4
It was Tim's system. One thing I realized my year with them was that Tim built the damn thing. It was his brainchild. It was his basketball genius that made that shit the monster it was. IYKYK 🤷🏽‍♂️
NBA Hoops (@Thechat101) profile pictureNBA Hoops
@Thechat101Nov 4
Tracy McGrady says Tim Duncan is ranked as the greatest power forward of all time because of the team situation he was in. He argued that Tim isn't better than Kevin Garnett, claiming that Duncan couldn't do the things Garnett was capable of doing on the court.
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Do you know how many banger movies Will Ferrell was in between 2001-2010
HAWK (@HawkEmDownChris) profile pictureHAWK
@HawkEmDownChrisNov 4
You’re locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time. Whose filmography are you choosing?
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SportsCenter
@SportsCenterNov 4
Olivier Rioux breakout season loading 👀🔥 7'9'' Olivier Rioux in his first game with UC Irvine: 13 PTS | 12 REB | 19 MIN
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Jets get: Lamar Jackson Ravens get: Leonard Moore, Charlie Becker, Jordan Seaton, Will Echols
Matt (@WhoosierDey) profile pictureMatt@WhoosierDeyNov 2
Calling it now. Manning, Mestemaker and Sellers all go back to school. Jets panic and offer all 3 first round picks for Lamar Jackson, Ravens accept.
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A little sweaty at the end of those last two games but a win is a win 😮‍💨 😅
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Virginia Men's Tennis@UVAMensTennisNov 1
🏆 𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗨𝗫 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗦 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡 🏆 Dylan Dietrich wins his second straight ATP Challenger title at the MarketBeat Open in Sioux Falls, SD #GoHoos
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