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he/him β€’ General Manager @FALL4ILLUSION β€’ Assistant Manager @TeamPH_OW 2026 β€’ Manager @PotofGreedOW β€’ Manager @IliadEsports PHOBOS β€’ Coach @masonesports NACE OW

in your ceiling tiles
Joined August 2017
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the team behind the team πŸ’™πŸ’›
We’re proud to present the staff of Team Philippines 2026! πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ Coaching: @Larielle_ow @saeyeonow @da4m_ow @findirath_ow Jjanggu Management: @Andoyola @therealteab Socials: @jvenzaro Potchi Chewbee @sakaiyuji02 Apollo Elris Everything you saw on stage was made possible by the work they put in behind the scenes. From keeping things organized to supporting the team every step of the way, they played a huge part in this journey. We’re excited for what’s ahead in 2026. Special thanks to @Larielle for being there from the very beginning and providing invaluable insight and support during tryouts and roster selection. #LabanPinas
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A MID-MAP RESET, SIX MAPS, BACK-TO-BACK FULL HOLDS, REVERSE SWEEP. NOTHING STOPS @TEAMPEPSMAX πŸ”₯
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OWCS admin got sent a payment from TM ownership. How in the hell is this fair... I've never seen something this unfair in competitive overwatch history.
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WE ARE OWED OVER $100,000 USD by Saudi Arabian Esports team @AlQadsiahES! @yagami2428, @THEJON07 & myself are owed over $100,000 USD between us, comprising of prize money, salaries and reimbursements extending as far back as mid-2024. This total does not even include the many people from the fighting game department and other games, that have also experienced these persistent issues and who remain unpaid. This situation is unacceptable and contributes to the increasingly poor reputation of the Saudi & Middle East based organizations. If an @aramco owned organization, can fail so completely, then what hope is there for others? Every possible effort has been made to resolve the matter directly with the team for unreasonably long period of time. Not a single amicle outcome was presented by the organization. We were only met with excuses, stalling tactics and complete disregard for the severity of the circumstances, eventuating in just being flat-out ignored. Promises were made constantly but never kept and communication was near non-existent. Not only did @AlQadsiahES not meet their payment obligations to the players and staff, but they were an organizational mess. Failing to properly support players in nearly every way possible, travel, visas, expenses, branding, social media. Absolutely embarrasing. One of the few outliers who always did their best for the players and staff he was responsible for, was @Haohken. We worked together closely, sharing the workload of over four different roles, but even he could only do so much when his hands were tied by the higher ups. We continued performing our contractual obligations in good faith, whilst being beyond patient. Expecting improvement in the infrastructure of the teams, departments and the organization overall, as this was continually promised. There's a lot more that is to be said regarding these circumstances, including threats and attempts to silence players from speaking out publicly regarding their treatment. It's time that responsiblity is taken: @AlQadsiahES @Al_Qadsiah @AlQadsiahEN @aramco
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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM for their own PCs is a waste and instead should be saved for data centers "It’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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*paws at you* Can you nano me? *paws at you* Nano me *paws at you* Lets get a nano goin' *paws at you* Can I get a nano? *paws at you* Can we get a nano goin'? *paws at you* Can you nano me? *paws at you* Can I get a nano? *paws at you* Lets get a nano goin' here *paws at you* Can you nano me? *paws at you* Can I get a nano here? *paws at you* Can we get a nano? *paws at you* Yo lets get a nano blade goin' here *paws at you* Can we nano? *paws at you* Yo nano blade? Yo lets get it goin' *paws at you* Can we nano blade tho? *paws at you* Yo lets get a nano blade maybe? *paws at you* Yo lets get a nano goin' though *paws at you* Can we nano? *paws at you* Lets nano blade here *paws at you* Yo next fight lets get a nano blade here
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We are grateful for the time we spent with you guys at Illusion. Thank you all!πŸ’™πŸ©· #FALLFORTHEILLUSION | #ConquerTheCastle
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we as asian people really gotta start naming our cats things like casserole and coleslaw to fight back against all the white people naming their cats miso and mochi
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reg season is over so naturally I must go LFO manager expert+ discord teab
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I am mostly just looking around
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β€œCommunist CIA”
Replying to @brndxix
you are an agent of the communist CIA who is now helping Lula win the election by mass rigging
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the Secretary of State is advertising his planned coup in a foreign country on social media
To those who seek to create positive change in Cuba - now is the time. The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives of only a few; seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a discrete partnership with the CIA.
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You know a goal is special when it still looks absolutely disgusting in circle form.
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Please revert this change where you can only see teams you are on a roster for and not league page. Or add a way for managers to appear on the teams. I and many other managers use it to track reschedules, pull match info, pull match links etc quickly. @FACEIT_OW
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Hey I remembered the password we are 12-1
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This is super cool. You all should fill it out! nhl-fan-map.vercel.app/
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when there's apple slices at the function
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if you watched the NFL and thought something didn't feel right, you're not alone: #1 most flags in over a decade thru 4 weeks, refs are impacting the most CRITICAL moments of games most: #1 most red zone penalties per game by offenses in history #1 most penalties on 3rd/4th downs in the second half of games in history and 17 touchdowns nullified by penalty! (vs only 5 in 2025 & 4 in 2024) Refs are impacting the most important moments of games unlike we've ever seen before in the NFL, and even some of the coaches are speaking up full analysis and historical data: sharpfootballanalysis.com/an…
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yeah I do think i’m better than ppl like this idc
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