✵ ⧽ 𝘿𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣.

⠀ ❝ okay , it's official . i am never gonna have kids . ❞ ——— #StrangerThings 〈↻ | ♡〉 ⠀

Last time was different. We were under attack and the Russians were up our asses. We are free to crawl to wherever we want now. WHY AM I GETTING WEEPY YOU DON'T LIKE PEANUT BUTTER OREOS, MAN? [FYI. Eddie traumatized the kid.]

If they had rebuilt the place, we can get in through the air ducts. Problem solved! [Not a reckless plan. Just a good one to get free sweets.]

[Dustin turned Eddie's Hi-Fi stereo system on full blast. The heavy rock metal music should do it. WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP!]

No problem. Can you sneak me in there after-hours?

I EAT WHAT I WANT, MAN. UNLESS YOU PAY FOR MY ICE CREAM, THEN HUSH.

.... huhhh? Are you trying to confuse me, man? [Swear to God, if this is one of Eddie's ways to play with his head, he will stomp his foot]

[Now, this is straight up groSS. Hurls six ways to Sunday]

[Ouch, ouch, ouch. He didn't just insult his awesome taste for ice cream]

Okay. Who are you? [Acting Sherlock's style, Dustin rubs his chin, circling Harrington and looking him up and down.] And what you done to my mom? [Mom, as in he meant Steve]

TWO SCOOPS OF OREO MINT ICE CREAM PLEASE.

[The paper ball bounces off Dustin's head and drops straight to the floor. Thank God that wasn't a spitball] Yesssss? [Without turning to look at Lucas. Too engrossed in playing Pac-Man. Game isn't going to finish on its own, y'know.]

. . . . Great point. But. It's different with Dustin and Suzie. Pst. Still ew, by the way.

ooc : was she eight? 🤔 i remember she was five or six. 🤷‍♂️ help?

ooc : twitter needs to stop hiding my followers! 😤

What's more crazy is that Dustin understands Eddie's language, or he likes to think he does.