@thestraightuke

new york's finest

Joined June 2023
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a group of lesbian line cooks im definitely blacking out my fate is sealed
deemed napoleon@thestraightuke14h
the lesbians are trying to recruit me again . but i'll never say no to free drinks
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it's the Autumn of Disappointment
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ten months at this job waiting for a promotion that the old bar manager didn't even tell the new one i was in line for. so i guess i'm job hunting again
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i've mentioned it to like four other managers since and none of them even told her. great !
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the lesbians are trying to recruit me again . but i'll never say no to free drinks
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jörg shidmann@tranz_schubertMar 20
cίsgender bisexual man who acts like a gay guy but primarily fucks with women… deeply deeply malicious personality archetype. deceitful and narcissistic. invariably extremely sexy but evil to the core. see also justin trudeau, most male baristas, bowie, etc
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this is my daughter, Companeigh Thyme
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i like to sing country songs at the very bottom end of my baritone vocal range because it is awesome
Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪@polypocketknifeOct 24
what’s funny is i can think of so many transmasc singers who decided against testosterone because they didn’t want their voices to drop, meanwhile the 2 biggest transfem singers’ voices never dropped and there’s a whole genre built by tgirls pitching up their vocals. really cool!
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Winter in the City of Love Brighter Than Ever Before
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my late husband has returned to me
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Lucky Cigarettes— Secretly Unlucky? More at 9:00
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the bisexual Dr Cashmere Bothsides
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Three guitarist No bassist One drummer brushes only
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god in his infinite wisdom has commanded me to abandon everyone in search of him but that sounded kinda gay. blocked
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Sen Youngman@EverythingEndofOct 23
Tweets from Qin Shi Huang
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth
@SecWarOct 23
The War Department has designated Confucius Institutes as a threat to our national security.
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bumping into a coworker on the train is so strange like Bro you are actualized
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august@regularaugustOct 20
They’re dropping USB drives with The Coffin of Andy and Leyley over the United Kingdom as an act of freeing the people from their authoritarian government
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horse
@horseimageOct 23
pony extensions by salowigs
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two bridges vaporized
Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 22
A map of Manhattan’s neighborhoods
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straight people will be born a Eugene Weisacker and bear that cross their whole life
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