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Ally

@thewakingally

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Joined October 2022
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Gotta applaud pitchfork for making a multigenre music festival in London but somehow every show is like 95% white attende
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Oli@WokeOli9h
Minutes silence in Asda man ffs got all the Karen’s staring cos I’m not stood solemnly in the cheese aisle
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when i meet butters scotch
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I bet you're naked under your clothes pervert
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#yessir #cinephile #damovies
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my hoe is going? where? 😊 i’d probably like to go too 😊😊
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UK press seeing progressives elsewhere: You can't help but feel hope for the future 🥹 UK press seeing progressives here: Jeremy Corbyn's communist plot to plant more trees will kill you and your firstborn. Why won't you condemn photosynthesis Jeremy???
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this moved me so deeply you have no idea
Emiboom 🐈‍⬛ (@salembreaks) profile pictureEmiboom 🐈‍⬛@salembreaksNov 4
I love stretch marks on women because they look like old Doctor Who title sequences
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it’s an industrial metal group called nine inch nails☝️
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Jakey@KeyJay115Oct 31
Because it's deadass the artistic equivalent of a phishing scheme and oldheads aren't tech literate lol
Sethy (Digger Pilled) (@Brizksie) profile pictureSethy (Digger Pilled)@BrizksieOct 30
I will never understand how Danny boyle of all ppl could ever resort to Ai.
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I take it back, thank fuck a24 fumbled distribution yet again and released Primetime late here basking in all the insane stuff it explores, intentionally or otherwise, a month removed from reactionary takes or disappointment at not getting the film people felt entitled to rocks
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"If you attack landlords, house prices will come down"
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Kirstie Allsopp (@KirstieMAllsopp) profile pictureKirstie Allsopp@KirstieMAllsoppOct 29
The housing market is a whole, if you attack landlords by imposing an additional 4% tax in just one year you impact the entire market, mortgages. developer share values AND the value of people’s homes.
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D@more_dreMOct 28
Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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I often forget that GTA is pretty comfortably Scotland's biggest contribution to pop culture
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoOct 28
Rockstar Games employees will vote on unionizing during GTA 6's release If approved, it would create the UK's largest recognized games industry union
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Kibo !!!
Kurrco (@Kurrco) profile pictureKurrco
@KurrcoOct 27
Skepta reveals features for his new album ‘THE FORK AND KNIFE’ on Spotify billboards around the world 🚨 👤 PROJECT PAT 👤 ASAKE 👤 JME 👤 AYA NAKAMURA 👤 NOVELIST 👤 FRISCO 👤 FINESSEKID 👤 KIBO 👤 BOSSMAN BIRDIE 👤 KRUZ LEONE 👤 MAYHEM NODB 👤 QUEENIE
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Doctor Who (@bbcdoctorwho) profile pictureDoctor Who
@bbcdoctorwho28 Oct 2025
BBC confirms future of Doctor Who and a new Christmas Special in 2026! Read more on the #DoctorWho website ➡️ bbc.in/3LguWwa
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cal@commie_calOct 28
Andy Burnham: *cuts tax on marmalade* Aaron Bastani: ‘This man is the reincarnation of Lenin and Mao’
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“consultative Leninist with an Everton season ticket”
Aaron Bastani (@AaronBastani) profile pictureAaron Bastani
@AaronBastaniOct 27
Replying to @AaronBastani
For Reform, the Tories and the Greens a simple question needs to be answered. How do you beat a consultative Leninist with an Everton season ticket? Every politician has vulnerabilities. But they seem a long way from working it out. unherd.com/2026/10/chairman-…
Chairman Andy’s first 100 days

Chairman Andy’s first 100 days

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5 albums for every year of the 2020s
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linus (@linus8090) profile picturelinus@linus8090Oct 26
top 5 albums for every year of the 2020s
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gets a job at Not Evil Palantir and immediately starts talking like a quid shop James Bond villain reject
Tom Watson (@tom_watson) profile pictureTom Watson
@tom_watsonOct 26
Mr Polanski, I know you have a reputation for being scrupulous about checking your facts, but you’ve missed an important detail. My contract requires me to remain on leave from the Lords, surrender my parliamentary pass and forgo all access and voting rights for the duration of my employment at Palantir. I do not, therefore, take any whip. I fear this makes me rather less useful to the whips’ office than you imply.
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