Journalism is dead. @SkySportsNews have defined "BREAKING NEWS" with ....nothing but conjecture. That's it. A maybe - and a vague maybe at that. This is truly appalling, @Ofcom

It is utterly depressing that Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox are yet again charged with not doing what they've always done - fucking up the appointment of Manchester United's next manager. AND WHO THE FUCK DECIDED Jason Wilcox is the way forward, by the way Who???

Still, good news about Mason Mount getting 90 minutes... #MUNBOU

Absolutely fucking not.

Another affair story. I see the ghost of Barbara Cartland is still alive and well at the Telegraph.

Yeah, no...

They died fleeing a safe country........

Hang on, didn't you say city were ....innocent?