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Engineer. President @manutdmumbai (MUSCM). Co-owner @3WiseMonkeys_in & @bundobastin

Mumbai
Joined May 2009
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15 years of Working/Running MUSC Mumbai and it took 90 minutes for the club to remove my name from the Club Website. We fans are just a statistic. Yes, I am ' voluntarily' stepping down from my voluntary position, just to able to voice my opinion, cause my Supporters Club can't.
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Congress ke time tho freedom of speech bhi thi.
“congress ke ti—” CHUP EKDUM CHUP!!!!!
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Finally the winner of the "Congress Ke Time" trend. RT if you agree.
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Rahul Gandhi Ji has dropped this absolute banger on his Instagram🔥 “Congress ke time me janta sarkar chunti thi, sarkar janta nahi…” “Congress ke time me PM Mic ke saamne aate the, sirf camera ke saamne nahi” “Congress ke time me meri white Tshirt par debate nhi hoti thi”
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EDIT OF THE SEASON 😭😭😭😭😭 WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF😭😭🙏🏻 #QaziTouqeer #BiggBoss20
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Congress ke time Manchester United jeet ti thi 🥺 Koi 'boore din' lauta do #MUFC
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Congress ke time pe aise gane bante the
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Keep it moving
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India ki kahani badi simple hai - chaar chor desh chala rahe hain. Aur 140 crore log iska anjaam bhugat rahe hain.
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Lakhs of Instagram Posts BLOCKED by Modi Govt!
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Fuck Jason Wilcox. Fuck Omar Berrada. Fuck Jim Ratcliffe. And an all-time, colossal FUCK YOU to the Glazer family.
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And anybody objecting to this disgusting deal with the contractor will be called anti- Maharashtra/ urban naxal. Zero sense of aesthetics for the city, the regime is not even leaving the sea to loot every bit of Mumbai that they can. Infact, the number of LED screens put up with their insane brightness at night, should be reduced. But the regime belongs to those who can buy them out, not to the people!
🚨 Mumbai will get floating advertising barges & hoardings at waterfront sites across Juhu, Bandra-Worli Sea Link.
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“We are the best slaves.”
“Indians want to work hard. Nobody in India will tell you it’s five o’clock. And certainly no Indian will ever remind you it’s the weekend,” jokes Commerce Minister Goyal with Dutch business leaders
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LET US AT LEAST LOOK AT THE SEA FFS
🚨 Mumbai to get floating advertising barges and hoardings at waterfront sites across the city.
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I THINK SO.
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Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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SACK HIM.
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Just leave Spurs
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🚨🗣️ - Kaveh Solhekol goes COMPLETELY IN on Sir Jim Ratcliffe live on air: “I'm going to tell you who's to blame for this situation at the moment. The person to blame is Jim Ratcliffe. “He bought the club almost three years ago. He bought 29% of it, when the Glazer family put the club up for sale. He didn't buy the whole club, he only bought 29% of it. And by buying 29%, it meant that the Glazers STAYED in place and Jim Ratcliffe got to run the football operations. “He's come in and he said, 'I know better than anyone else how to run this club. We're going to do things my way.' And look what it's turned out to be over the past two and a half years. “First of all, he said, 'I'm going to back Erik ten Hag. We've been chopping and changing managers too much.' Then he went off and started meeting Thomas Tuchel and any other manager who was available behind Erik ten Hag's back. “When they couldn't find somebody else, they gave Ten Hag a new contract and money to spend. A couple of games later, Ten Hag loses his job. “In the middle of the season, they beg Ruben Amorim to come to United. He doesn't even want to go there in the middle of the season; he wants to wait until the summer. They pay a fortune to get him, even though he plays three at the back, a totally different kind of football. “Dan Ashworth doesn't want him. Dan Ashworth leaves, Ruben Amorim comes in, they go all in on Ruben Amorim. That doesn't work out. They get rid of him. “They bring in Carrick as an interim. Okay, results are better. Then they give him the full-time job. “In the meantime, Ratcliffe has come in and said, 'We're going to do things my way. No player is going to get paid 250, 300 grand a week here anymore. That's not going to happen. We're not going to sign any players for more than 60, 70 million pounds.’ “So Mateus Fernandes, Elliot Anderson, Harry Kane, Declan Rice, all these players, we ain't going to be signing them. And also, we're only going to be signing players with Premier League experience. And we're going to sign forwards one window, then the following summer we're just going to sign midfielders, then next summer we're just going to sign defenders. “So this is Jim Ratcliffe's way of doing things. So he is to blame for this situation.” TAKE A BOW, SON. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
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The purpose of my documentary is not merely to expose corruption at the highest levels of government. It is to expose a fundamentally broken system-one without effective checks and balances, where power is concentrated at the very top, preventing the equitable distribution of wealth, resources and opportunity. The problem isn’t just corrupt individuals. It’s a system that enables corruption.
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