@thisbumkris
Joined January 2015
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Replying to @ochocinco
@ochocinco trying to bribe an official with a $1 bill will forever be a mood
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Cooper@CoopCarlson15h
Interesting
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Actual Names@ActualNames1Oct 24
Elephant Dick United States, Census, 1920
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Noah ✵
@noahdonotcareOct 22
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Kyle “BoJack” Hall@BoJackinOffOct 21
I was 2 girls away from a threesome last night
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Karen McGee
@karenmotherof2Oct 21
My wife took the kids to her mom’s for a players only meeting
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Rapid Response 47
@RapidResponse47Oct 20
.@POTUS on Ilhan Omar: "I think she's a sick, very dishonest person who hates our country — and she comes from a country that is essentially not even a country, Somalia. It's a real shithouse."
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Arvell Reese Burner@Arvell8ReesesOct 20
I will no longer make 5+ leg parlays. I need to quit swinging for a homer. I need to hit the ball, get on base. Bring a couple guys home. Moneyball style. No more shenanigans. DraftKings will not make money off of me this year.
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Hoops
@HoopssOct 20
Jayson Tatum to start the season
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@fuckyourtwitt3rOct 15
bacc in my day.. having a North Face was like having a moncler 😂😂
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Me if I was exactly like I am
MLFootball
@MLFootballOct 15
🚨🚨TRENDING🚨🚨 Legendary Pittsburgh #Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin says he believes he may be on the autism spectrum. “I am probably on the spectrum. My wife would say that.” Tomlin was one of the all-time great characters in #NFL history due to his personality. (Via GQ)
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Six Million
@SixMillionNerdsOct 14
Shane Gillis is gonna have to strangle three kids to win their support
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René
@schizohustlerOct 14
accidentally made eye contact with a homeless guy so i said “hey how’s it going” and he said “not too good nigga”
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Kristaps Porzingis
@kporzeeOct 14
I appreciate all the internet doctors trying to diagnose and help, but I'm in the best hands. So everyone can relax now 😄🙏🏼 and I don’t have hiv or aids.
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Israel ישראל
@IsraelOct 12
Israel: come for the hummus, leave with someone’s grandmother’s phone number. 🇮🇱
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Richard Fitzwell@CBSDickFitzwellOct 13
101 and on the black
Rapid Response 47
@RapidResponse47Oct 12
.@POTUS: "'Gays for Palestine' — you know what they do if you happen to be gay? They throw you off the top of a building."
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Arham
@mgmtarhamOct 12
Sum Wan Else Sun
Rio
@isthatRiooOct 12
Welcoming our newborn. What should we name him? #chinesecouple
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Jake Malasek
@jakemalasekOct 12
Gruden was in an absolute pretzel on what to do during the anthem at Navy.
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Hulk Hogan
@HulkHogan16 Dec 2010
Can I text u
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Les “WienerSchnitzel” Gold@lesgoldschnitzOct 10
iPhones are glitched right now!!! Not receiving any texts from the opposite gender
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Cathy Russon
@cathyrussonOct 9
“I’m going into football terms, but I just think that after watching the film, there were a lot of areas I can improve in..” - Tyreek Hill, when asked if he was a good husband,
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