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Chelsea 💙 Ronaldo 🐐 Wizkid 🦅 Just Alaba 🇳🇬 Yoruba | Football | Culture | Unfiltered thoughts

Joined May 2026
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ALABA@thisisAlabaOct 29
messi when antonela tells him to take her on a BOAT cruise 😂🛥️😭
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ALABA@thisisAlabaOct 29
ALGORITHM, PLEASE TAKE ME TO MY CR7 BROTHERS AND SISTERS. 😭🐐 WE WON THE BOAT, THE GOAT SCORED A HAT-TRICK. 🛥️🎩 WE NEED TO CELEBRATE THIS TOGETHER!!! SIUUUUU! 🐐🔥
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If this game doesn’t come, GOD SHOULD PUNISH ALL MY EXES 😂
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All of you are dating OS lowkey😂 Just on different payment plans😂
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FO BO JA GBA — eyawerey gan Lori app yi o
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Replying to @BAEHELPTEO @arojinle1
FOBO - USING YOUR OBO JAGBA - TAKE IT BY FORCE FOBOJAGBA - USING YOUR OBO TO TAKE IT BY FORCE
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Hope it’s not that the man contracted a deadly disease and can’t face the shame. Or maybe the money ritual don expire, and he doesn’t want to face the repercussions
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I said I love you with all my heart ❤️ so why are you billing me now? Is my heart a bank? 😂
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If she can squat while riding you, keep her feet planted, control the movement, grind, take over 7 inches fully without pain, and enjoy every second. ..just enjoy d moment brother ❤️
Big Willy (@bigwillySZN) profile pictureBig Willy
@bigwillySZNOct 29
Signs she got a high body count??
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Kinni MUMMY ZEE shey fun yin gan? 😂 Abi to ripe eyin oni ADE ORI lo hun dun yin ni? 😂
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SUUIIIIII Ronaldoooooo 🐐
Cristiano The Best 🐐 (@Brad_Z37) profile pictureCristiano The Best 🐐@Brad_Z373 Sep 2025
NOT POSTING UNTIL CRISTIANO RONALDO SCORES A HAT-TRICK ⚽️
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Headers from Ronaldo Perfect hattricks --- 10 goals Okwudili Career Headers --- 9 goals Complete player uno💯💯💯🔥🔥
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Over to you @grok, please confirm this post, I want to check something
King Phelz (@KingPhelz) profile pictureKing Phelz
@KingPhelzOct 29
Ronaldo isn’t human 🤯 How’s this even possible??
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The last time Messi scored a hattrick, Tinubu was still in primary 5, Fuel was 20 naira per litre, Dem never born Yamal 😭😭
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Na me get BOAT, na me still dey sail smoothly 😭♥️♥️
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@phamouxgramOct 29
Na you get boat but na other man dey carry you😭
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15 goals to greatness😭❤️😭❤️ I love you Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Aveiro 😭❤️
Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) profile pictureCristiano Ronaldo
@Cristiano23 Mar 2013
Guys, you are the best fans in the world! Thank you so much for your support.
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Make Una leave Jay Jay Okocha and Obi Mikel for me, na the two of them I wan handle today 🙏💯💯💯😡
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😭😭 even me myself, I Dey shocked😂
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ALABA@thisisAlabaOct 29
RONALDO REALLY WON THE BOAT AND DECIDED TO CELEBRATE WITH A HAT-TRICK. 😭🐐🛥️ RONALDO FANS, LET’S ROLL OUR BOAT WITH OUR GOAT! LET MESSI FANS CONTINUE THEIR ARGUMENT UNDER THE WATER. 😂😂😂
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messi fans think we’re stopping at 1000 goals 😂😂 ronaldo will still add JAARAA on top, incase your mini goat starts feeling funky.
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