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ben ritter

@thisisBenRitter

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Time to walk the pandemic dog through the toxic smoke.
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Can tik tok and kpop teens do daylight savings next?
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my tweets got us here
ben ritter (@thisisBenRitter) profile pictureben ritter@thisisBenRitter28 Oct 2020
Finally ending daylight savings this year would have helped to curb what will now be a more severe public mental health crisis through winter.
He’s on to us!
Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) profile pictureConan O'Brien
@ConanOBrien3 Dec 2021
I’m converting to Judaism so I can be done with the holidays by December 6th.
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Annual retweet.
Chris Black (@donetodeath) profile pictureChris Black@donetodeath25 Nov 2015
Sorry but Thanksgiving food is gross. Remember that when you're posting a photo of a plate that features only shades of brown.
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‘My bad’ to the 15 year old suburban NJ vegan, anti-everything punks who came off a touch over the top in 1997
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Out here asking, are the vibes reallly off, or are you also turning 40 this year?
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The biggest betrayal is the emailed receipt from my therapist an hour later.
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Looking at IG stories, but to see how people are dressed for the weather.
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I started meditating 10 minutes a day again after a long break and I cannot emphasize enough how much better my life is when I do. Mental and physical returns. Please consider trying it for yourself.
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Happy Passover to only @LilNasX this year.
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Hey all remember that today is a big day for restaurants so stay home and order delivery but definitely do not make drivers risk their health and safety because it’s a blizzard and pandemic but tip big and also don’t you fucking dare order delivery. Hope that clears it up.
I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there’s common ground, but you almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out. Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed. In the meantime if you want to help, you can resign.
Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) profile pictureTed Cruz
@tedcruz28 Jan 2021
Fully agree. 👇
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Maybe some value in posting my annual-thanksgiving-tradition retweet a few days early this year.
Chris Black (@donetodeath) profile pictureChris Black@donetodeath25 Nov 2015
Sorry but Thanksgiving food is gross. Remember that when you're posting a photo of a plate that features only shades of brown.
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In my early 20s I had a friend who had friends that were a couple so we hung out, we all got along. I don’t remember their names.What is notable is the girl would give me that normal brand of dating advice bar banter from the perspective that she found me verry very unattractive.
watched 9min and 22 seconds of Emily in Paris and that will do.
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I know this is about the senate runoff for now, but Rs have to want to cut off trump. Why line up behind a loser? That base is still gonna vote R no matter what. Lose some loyalty, but just lost with the cult foaming at the mouth. 4 years to find their wolf in sheep’s clothing.
Finally ending daylight savings this year would have helped to curb what will now be a more severe public mental health crisis through winter.
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Oh cool. Luke Wilson was 30 years old in Old School.
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Some totally evil yogurt exec figured out they could sell bowl of thick milk to people w IBS because probiotics
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