Gary Knox

If they really feel they need to, this is how all companies should be speaking about the current situation.

So simple, yet always brilliant. 👍🏻

Judging by the traffic on the roads, we’re most definitely not in lockdown.

Imagine having arguably the biggest meeting of your life, all your bosses are present and waiting and you’re 30 minutes late, despite it being outside your house. #wheresBoris

How does Terminator 2 (1991) have better CGI than Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)?

It could be an emergency SOS to save your life or next week’s lottery numbers, if you send it as a whatsapp voice note, it won’t be listened to.

The goodwill of @AdmiralUK £25 Corona rebate / PR exercise quickly wears off when their renewal quote comes in double 2019’s price. Jokers.

In a sea of mental, this is my favourite. Racist Robin Hood 😂

IDEA: There’s €1BN raised for #NotreDame Cathedral last year knocking about in an account somewhere which would have a significant impact on people’s lives right now. There’s more than enough churches but not enough money.

Can anybody help identify this drink cabinet manufacturer? Looks like MARUHI made in Japan in Dec 1957, but can’t find anything on them. #furniture #drinkscabinet

Nice touch from @AdmiralUK refunding £110M back to customers from their claims fund, due to a drop in car accidents. Nice to receive that mail out of the blue.

You’d think the Queen would have that tooth fixed.

This woman coughing throughout the coronavirus press conference 😒

😂😂

You’ve got to think Tottenham will be appealing that red card. Horrible for Andre Gomes, but an accident.

Calling that TOWIE whopper Mark Wright a ‘former footballer’ is akin to me giving you a lift and calling me a cabbie.