What did Anthony Kiedis say to the midwife when his first child was born? "GIVE IT A WEIGH GIVE IT A WEIGH GIVE IT A WEIGH NOW"

The reason I don't wear a watch is because it's something more to take off when I'm at it and I'm tired enough as it is. I know the time to beat factor is there but I'm good at counting in my head

Just come up with a chat up line. "I'd slide into your DM's but I don't think they'd fit me. I'm rather flat-footed you see. Hi I'm Pendell shall we grab a bite to eat?" Delete name as applicable. She absolutely MUST be wearing Doc Martens.

Minute Cryptic - 14 October, 2026 "Mr. Ying after getting PhD for H2O removal" (6) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (35,343 solvers so far). Time: 20s. minutecryptic.com/?utm_sourc… getting far too good at this shiz now

I agree with engaging

Support Man City and you'll be fine

Fuck off.

Was a big brave boy and went to the dentist today. I was genuinely less scared when I got hit by a car in 1997.

Im not even ill but I just fancied a tin of soup for dinner.

Absolutely loving the Reluctant Vampire on iPlayer. I remember reading the first book at school and laughing hysterically, such is the effect of Eric Morecambe on me. Gets the full 5 Pends out of 5

Chad Gables theme is AI and I don't think enough people are talking about it

Brought my blood pressure down and then it's just shot up to a new level.

You think you have a good idea until everyone shuts it down. Rest assured I shall not give up. My Safari/Petting Zoo hybrid will be a success.

Why do people still enjoy listening to Mr. brightside? Plane clappers the lot of them

It has been rather a rough week, one would imagine a lot of you feel the same but having a chance to sit back and reflect, wow have I lived a charmed life. Time to climb Ben Nevis I think once the blood pressure goes down.

Gotta get a fucking scrumpy jack tattoo now cheers cos I will do it

My most heartfelt and eternal gratitude goes out to you 💙

I cannot wait to see what happens to Man City it is possibly the reason I'm still alive

Minute Cryptic - 30 September, 2026 "Pyramid blocks passage of tourist on e-scooter" (6) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (25,080 solvers so far). Time: 11s. minutecryptic.com/?utm_sourc… still doing cryptics and nailing them x