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i think sometimes, therefore i occasionally am recipient of the State prize of North Rhine-Westphalia https://teapaw.org/t.co/EIy9oobhzg

Joined September 2022
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2k likes and only 1 new follower, this is the reality of burnhams britain smh
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK to be banned from human interaction for concern that the "speaking" feature could enable adults to communicate with children.
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watching Gavin and Stacey for the first time, are we meant to pretend nessa isn't fit or is smithy random blind representation
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The thing about Greggs is that it's mediocre but it's consistently mediocre. No matter where you are in the country you're never far away from being able to buy a 6/10 sausage roll, and I think that's beautiful.
Greggs is actually awful and incredibly bland but everyone just pretends it’s great because it’s quintessentially English. It isn’t great. It’s pretty rubbish. Dogfood wrapped in stale pastry.
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art should kill the comfortable, marry the disturbed, and fuck the artist
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🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK to be stranded on an uninhabited island to prevent interaction with adult strangers.
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK to be banned from human interaction for concern that the "speaking" feature could enable adults to communicate with children.
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Ooof
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dutch is a beautiful language
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"unalive" "corn" "pewpew" "sewerslide" WE ARE ON ADOLF HITLERS SITE
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leftists against nuclear power make me want to blast my brains out
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i may be woke but one thing ima always do is deadname the fuck outta twitter
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I don't care what anyone says, I think its fucked up what he did in the middle east
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can confirm, i was the window
My mistress has just gone to sit on my face and as she did, Burnham appeared at my window and said "can't park there mate"
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william henry green II when i get my bastard sadist hands on you i will show you that THOSE ARE REAL FUCKING WORDS
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Creating one accurate clock by assembling 1,440 broken clocks on a giant wall and changing which one I look at every minute
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