@thistleflat

Subversive cross stitch hoops & patterns for menopausal rebels who’d fight the patriarchy, but possibly need a nap first. And maybe a biscuit if you've got one?

 Co Durham, UK
thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com
Joined October 2020
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Some people buy sports cars I buy embroidery floss and make hoops about my existential dread Same crisis, different aesthetic. Find it at thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com
Funny cross stitch in 8 inch wooden hoop reading 'Living my best midlife crisis' featuring flower and vine border, styled with a mug, threads and embroidery scissors on rustic wooden background – handmade sarcastic embroidery wall art

ALT Funny cross stitch in 8 inch wooden hoop reading 'Living my best midlife crisis' featuring flower and vine border, styled with a mug, threads and embroidery scissors on rustic wooden background – handmade sarcastic embroidery wall art

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Spending today testing a free cross stitch pattern. Hopefully all ready by the end of the week!😊🪡
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I'm painting and varnishing some hoops this morning, and can't decide whether to give this black hoop a matte, sparkle or gloss finish. Oh decisions, decisions... 😄
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Saturdays are for stitching your feelings onto card with cute bees... 🪡🐝😄
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Sarah @Thistleflat Crafts retweeted
Nyha Cards | Diverse Greeting Cards@NyhaCardsOct 23
Thank you to my happy shoppers at nyhagraphics.etsy.com this week ❤️🤩 appreciate you shopping indie! #supportsmallbusiness #SBS #ukbizhour #ukmakers #craftbizparty #shopsmalluk #etsyfinds #BirthdayWishes #stationerylovers #FridayFeeling #elevenseshour image joycreativeshop
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Fridays are for saying 'fuck this' and starting something new! This snarky cross stitch pattern downloads instantly - use up your thread stash & stitch those feelings in whichever colours say to you "I'm done"! New weekend project = sorted! 🧵 thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/l…...
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A gift for the friend who has everything, wants nothing and makes birthdays an absolute logistical nightmare 🤦🏻‍♀️😄 Hoop's in the shop. Link's in the bio.
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Let’s be realistic, when the needles come out, the ears check out 🙉 Perfect as a not very subtle hint for those serial interrupters around you... thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/l…
Completed cross stitch hoop with the words 'If I'm knitting you know I'm not listening, right?' in blue and brown threads

ALT Completed cross stitch hoop with the words 'If I'm knitting you know I'm not listening, right?' in blue and brown threads

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For everyone who’s ever preferred paws to people. This hand-stitched confession is for you. Hang it proudly where those pesky human guests can see it... 😏 thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/l…
Completed small cross stitch hoop which the words 'Animal Lover. Human Endurer' with a flower border

ALT Completed small cross stitch hoop which the words 'Animal Lover. Human Endurer' with a flower border

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Bold of you to say this when I'm standing so close to you with a needle...🪡 thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/l…
Completed cross stitch in a silver frame saying 'I'm not 'lucky' I work fucking hard'

ALT Completed cross stitch in a silver frame saying 'I'm not 'lucky' I work fucking hard'

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Some days are for remembering. Some are definitely not! 🤣 Put it somewhere you'll see it, because you need a reminder of all the shit you got through😊
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Not 'maybe' or 'let me think about it'. Just… NOPE 😂 Hand stitched, framed and ready to hang wherever you need the reminder One of a kind. When it's gone, it's gone. Link in bio.
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Some things don't need explaining. They're just facts 😂 This one's available in the shop if you're feeling sassy 😉
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The cross stitch every woman needs in her life...😂
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Wanting to create some handmade Christmas gifts this year? Now's the time to start and make a Santa gonk cross stitch for your bestie😊
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Trying to have a lie in on Saturday morning 😂 Get it in the shop now!
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Me: I should make something calming. Something serene. Also me: BURN IT ALL DOWN!!!! A little reminder that sometimes the only way out is through. And sometimes through might involve, you know, flames... 🔥 🤣 thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/l…
Completed cross stitch in 6 inch hoop with an image of fire and the text 'B is for...burn it all down'

ALT Completed cross stitch in 6 inch hoop with an image of fire and the text 'B is for...burn it all down'

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Today I am mainly sewing on card 😊
The phrase 'This shit is exhausting' is sewn onto 6x4" pink card with white butterflies

ALT The phrase 'This shit is exhausting' is sewn onto 6x4" pink card with white butterflies

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Sarah @Thistleflat Crafts retweeted
Tanya Warren - Bitzas@TanyawarrenOct 15
My latest little knitted hoodie went to its new owner this week. This one was a 22” size to fit a toddler. Order yours here …. bitzas.etsy.com/listing/5909… #MHHSBD #UKMakers #earlybiz
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Sarah @Thistleflat Crafts retweeted
MollyG Designs@MollyGDesignsOct 15
Last one left! Add a zing of lime for a pop of colour on a dull autumn day. etsy.com/uk/listing/43258002… #earlybiz #mhhsbd #etsygifts #giftideas
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