Getting ready to smoke a brisket. Put on my @SVille_Football T-shirt. I'll take it to my grave. @brian_boyd_44 got that first down.

The White House and GOP: He didn't do/say that. You can't prove it. If you can prove it the courts won't let you. If you can prove it and slip it by POTUS' golf buddies, it's Obama's fault. I mean, it's ridiculous. As apposed to their leader, who's just plain dickless.

Germany, which had flattened the curve, reopened. In the 24 hours between Monday and Tuesday, that country reported 900 new cases (NPR). It is now time for another episode of Theodorick of York, Medieval Barber. cnn.com/2020/05/15/politics/…

When this is over, I want to go shoe shopping with @QuinnWeakley. We've earned it.

Well, I began binge watching NCIS from the start. Why: Quarantine, man Reason (they are not the same): I have the time Motivation: Like every person of every gender, Lee Roy Jethro Gibbs. I think I slapped a dog upside the head today.

Since there are no games going on, I do more of my communication now through Facebook. I've been scared lately, because I've been ill. Just finished some tine in the Covid wing at Liberty Hospital. I'm negative, gang, just a problem ticker. Social distance, stay safe. It's real.

Read @MacMooreCT's excellent story on Jeremiah Reno. Reno plays with his food. Takedown. Nearfall. Let the poor bastard escape. Repeat. He's an artist.

Coaches: Help @MacMooreCT fill his pages. He's awesome, he cares and he busts ass for not a lot. Feed him good "down time" features about kids and teams.

Friends, I've been home with symptoms and my heart condition makes me vulnerable. I'm still out here and taking care. Do the same. This is messing with going to Mass and @girls_khs. That will not abide.

I have two goals. Wake up tomorrow and purchase the Citizen. Oh, and I'm the Virgin Mary.

Stranger: What if the world is ending? Me: I married 2 great women, watched my son born, met my granddaughters and saw @abbyycouchhh play defense. I'm good. But I'm staying in. None of the other 5 have a Twitter handle, so you're it, AC. I never thought I'd miss sports so much.

Wow. Just added Troy Resler as a Facebook friend. What was I waiting for? If he can hang on for about 15 years, I'll kidnap my granddaughters and move them to Kearney. He's that kind of coach and person. @KHSGirlsHoops #GameOn

I once went to see the @LHSSapphires and got a bonus basketball game. They are that good. #BOOM #NotSurprised

The greatest thing about this team is the people they are. They are just winners. Period.

Look, I know it's a dick move. But I like the guys creativity. I think the Astros are a-holes and Billy Martin and John McGraw would be lovely dinner guests. I'm a baseball enigma.

.@libertyhills7, I grew up with @janashawver's mom and @maddiejean22 is well, you know, my fav. So Thom had a good day. And it's Jana's grandma's birthday! #BOOM

I woke up this morning and discovered Garth Brooks repping Barry Sanders in Detroit is outrageous. Weird.