Rev. Hood retweeted
friend: i’m thinking about moving to oregon
me: [knows about what happened to the people who tried to move to oregon in the 1800s] i wouldn’t
Rev. Hood retweeted
yo me and some of the guys are gonna go scream and shout and let it all out u down
My super power is suddenly giving no fucks after previously giving so many fucks I thought it would end me
Every time that I think about trustin a bitch I remember how Adam got fucked by Eve and snap back to reality

















