Namaste, @pdowland, for your loyalty.

Hello, people who like to waste money buying our amazing solutions! Due to a conflict of interest with our boss, Space Karen, we are also over at that infosec dot exchange place. Thanks and keep wasting money!

Excited to have all of these new NFT & "crypto" accounts following us (simply because we put "Elon musk" in our name). To the fellow scammers, welcome! To those easily scammed, happy to take your money in return for "securing" your fake stuff with our fake stuff!

Hey siri send a message to Richard derrière Dick we need to stuff the briefcases with the cash from the investors and the cyber whatever security people we fleeced and get to the Maldives before twitter our only marketing tool goes down because Elon is an idiot yes send message

Poor jumpytwerpdatum1.

Constantly. The previous ones keep proving to be terrible at it by sharing their job updates on LinkedIn.

Beats our CEO's setup, admittedly.

Hello! Thank you for stopping by our booth! Why you didn't take any Threatbutt License Stickers of Authenticity is perplexing, but we appreciate your patronage nonetheless.

We're also willing to accept vendor expo booths featuring unsanitized, overly used, "ready-to-lick" doorknobs as schwag. Ideally with branding. #blackhat2022 #BlackHat

What's the best #blackhat2022 party to pick up some vendor-sponsored #COVID19?

Hoping jumbledinkdatum is correct here, since we've sent a tonne of money to DEFCON in hopes that they'll let us piddle^Wpeddle our warez.

Future CMO here.

jollyturdblowhard

Please don't legitimize us.

To be clear: we were amplifying jiggledung datum, not jabbatootdatum.

Take it from us: bullshit sells, especially when you have a catchy internet handle like jackassdatum.

Tempted to revive our Threatbutt Security Atelier team and pew pew map just for this jackholedatum fellow. They are clearly an existential threat to logic, reason, and sanity (which, oddly, are not hallmarks of most of the "industry").