@throne_ofbones

in my relapse era | edtwt | 19 | bmi 21 | 🇨🇦 🇫🇷

Joined July 2022
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im drunk
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update on how much of it ive eaten since then
Evan is studying psychology@HighonSaturn_12 Apr 2025
if i ate rhis much carpet fresh in one sitting would i die hypothetically
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new layout ??? let me know if we need any adjustments
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SFX NOT REAL i failed some beans some car scratches
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sigh
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my coworkers make fun of me for bringing lettuce and banana every day but idc!!! better than a 500cal $20.00 starbucks sandwich that tastes like ass
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Lyft needs to start deploying these kind of services in their next update:
Daily Loud
@DailyLoud28 Jan 2025
Female rapper Dank Demoss has filed a multimillion dollar lawsuit against Lyft, just a week after Lyft apologized to her after a driver denied her service because she was “too big” to fit in his car 👀😳
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i had these fat american customers who were literally so annoying. they come in and were all "this fancy place probably doesn't carry larger than a size two!" "these places NEVER have my size!" BUT when i literally showed them our XL/XXL clothes they kept complaining?
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like "wow i can't believe you have this, it probably doesn't sell very well 🥺" WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??? we literally have your size why are you still complaining ??? i absolutely cannot with these people.
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the most satisfying moment of my life was my pcp sending me to the ER bc my labs came back weird & i was having cardiac symptoms & the ER doc told me i wasted her time bc every test & scan was normal & while i waited for discharge papers i started having arrhythmias
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don't tell the locals but americans of edtwt, you're welcome up north!
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Replying to @applepiewhisks
twt doing its thing again
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using tiktok at work to flex on the american tourists
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this gym is so cool???? the locker room has lotion and cotton pads and hair dryers and hair straighteners omggg
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motivation monday !!!
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do you sometimes read a thread on how someone lost weight and its blatantly obvious that they just...don't have any responsibilities
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tiktok this tiktok that IM CANADIAN 🤭🤭🤭
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spoooook retweeted
nova@comfypill19 Jan 2025
scrolling twitter because tiktok is gone but every tweet is about tiktok
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how i feel after every 12h fast
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