Joined July 2012
And they can’t even get it right, half the texts I’ve gotten are addressing my sister
I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE 😂💀
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Sure hope it’s not a harsh winter
Morton salt is mined 2,000 feet below Lake Erie. And now the lake is leaking into the mine. The mine was evacuated, with no injuries. Do not expect the mine to reopen anytime soon. Or ever.
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I could just look at her all day
Okay my mind changed (again!) Maybe this is the best Tina Tuesday….
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I’d be screwed if this happened bc I can’t make 40 waters last 3 days lmao
BREAKING: Japan to urge all citizens to stockpile at least 3 days of food and water in preparation for major disasters and events, with an official emergency request set for November 2. "At least three days, and I'd like to say a week if possible… please prepare food, toilets, and water properly at home even without public assistance," Japan's Disaster Management says. It comes just 2 days after the Pentagon started to prepare every major US military base to operate for at least 90 days without outside electricity, fuel, water or supplies, anticipating a major war. The UK launched the "Be Ready" program 5 days ago, also advising all citizens to keep 3 days of key supplies, including bottled water, non-perishable food, and a battery or wind-up FM radio.
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Japan's call for citizens to stockpile at least 3 days of supplies is longstanding official advice for natural disasters like earthquakes and is tied to the scheduled November 2 launch of its new National Disaster Management Agency. japantimes.co.jp/news/2026/09/2… maff.go.jp/j/zyukyu/foods… ibtimes.co.uk/japan-househol…
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It’s a damn beautiful song
‘Yoü and I’ by Lady Gaga has been named the 82nd best rock song of the 21st century by Rolling Stone.
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She needs to go listen to dear old Nicki
This Nicki? Yeah y’all just saying shit now😂
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what’s the best halloween costume a celebrity has worn
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I need caffeine or I might die
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You slow or sumn?
My nail tech just lost a loyal customer over TWENTY MINUTES, and honestly, I expected better treatment! I’d booked a 10 a.m. appointment but stopped at a bakery and arrived at 10:22. She said she could still do a basic polish, but there wasn’t enough time for my nail extensions because another client was booked at 11:30. I told her I’d already made the trip and the next girl could wait a little. She replied, “She booked her appointment just like you booked yours.” EXCUSE ME?!
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bill clinton watching a rapist n racist become president while he got fired for getting his dick sucked #occasionally
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I will never understand Sam & Cat’s existence when they could’ve just made Victorious season 5
AND SHE ATE THAT SHIT UP
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Literally why I don’t trust doctors, this poor girl :[
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the way everyone can sing this song expect for the artist who made it
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It’s 2 and it’s not even close
Just in time for Halloween: You can only grab one pile. Which one are you taking?
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This answer is enough to keep me from breaking the law
Replying to @bbywestern
It depends on the level & program but nah u cant normally sleep whenever
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Man if they pulled this at my job there’s people that would be off the rest of the year they’ve had their time accumulating for years lmao And I’d be off 5.6 hours 💀
HR sent an email reminding everyone to use their remaining vacation days before December. A guy from our sales team named Kevin replied to the entire company. He asked if he could donate 11 unused days to Rosa, a woman working in our shipping department. HR replied that vacation days couldn't be transferred between employees. Kevin asked whether the company would pay him for the unused days instead. They said no. Rosa had been spending nights at the hospital with her daughter and had almost no leave remaining. Kevin sent one final reply. “So you'll erase the days I've earned, but you won't let me give them to someone who actually needs them?” By lunchtime, employees from six different departments had joined the email.
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It's official. Jaÿ-Z will headline Apple Music's halftime show at the 2027 Super Bowl in Los Angeles in February. With that in mind, we've come up with a potential show-stopping setlist of Hov hits that would make hip-hop fans' dreams come true. 🎥: Apple Music/YouTube
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relationships should be 50/50 you pick my nail color and i show you how good they look wrapped around it
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