not even close to alright. lancastrian misanthrope. football shirt fetishist. fabio bird incident enthusiast. @burnleyofficial admirer.

Joined April 2013
#snluk absolutely knocked it out of the park tonight
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Think my local Lidl must be one of the worst for Oktoberfest stock. No Festbier multi packs, no Currywurst, and only managed to pick up a couple of bottles of Spaten. Still, Prost!
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you’ll be having the worst week of your life and BOOM OPTIMUS PRIME DIES TOO
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when did you realise you may be watching the greatest tv show of all time?
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BREAKING: Renowned Nepali mountaineer Nirmal “Nimsdai” Purja has officially been declared dead following the devastating avalanche on Broad Peak (8,047 m) in Pakistan’s Karakoram. Further details to follow.
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Oh yes, you know me alright
Marvin Gaye was killed??? By his father?
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Reckon something like this would do nicely, Alan #twitterclarets
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FIFA to investigate Argentina as they make another Falklands gesture by having no shots on target.
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There's a chaotic quality to the current England side that I think the other remaining teams are missing. It could mean we crash and burn in utterly stupid circumstances, but it could also mean that we pull off the absolutely remarkable. Can't wait to find out which!
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All I'm saying is, chaos is by definition unpredictable. Let's see where Tuchelball takes us.
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As dull as I find Spain to watch, that away shirt is absolutely beautiful.
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Whoooooo's that Pokémon?!
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Photo of the tournament. Great Wall of Blyth.
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Ok. It’s…
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Brilliant from Tuchel. Performance wise, we weren't good enough. Mentality wise, we've got the stuff.
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Inevitably, we’re already seeing those who claim to be ‘kind and compassionate’ celebrating the murder of someone they disagree with politically. In failing this basic moral test, they reveal their true nature.
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