Thread of morons in 2026 who sold out to the
"FUD MACHINE" designed to keep people poor and in the system
₿evan ⚡️ retweeted
Wealthiest man on earth who hasn’t given the starving kids anything … promises he will
Soon….
🚨 ELON MUSK JUST STOOD NEXT TO TRUMP AND PROMISED EVERYONE ON EARTH A HIGH INCOME.
Not universal BASIC income.
Universal HIGH income.
His exact words at the White House:
"By FAR the most likely outcome is an AGE OF ABUNDANCE where we don't have just universal basic income, we have universal HIGH income."
Then he went further:
"When you have robots and you have superintelligence, it means that EVERYONE in the world can have better medical care than anyone here, including ME."
Read that again.
Better healthcare than the RICHEST MAN ON EARTH.
For everyone.
→ AI does the work
→ Robots build everything
→ Money stops being the limit
→ Medicine for all, at a level only billionaires get today
Everyone is scared AI will take their job.
Elon says it's about to make them RICH.
Dream or disaster? One word.
Follow now. The future is moving faster than the news.
₿evan ⚡️ retweeted
Central banks are thieves who steal value through inflation.
Just because they make that facility available to you through loans doesn't make it right to participate.
“Fusion energy”
Massive grift
1951.
US national lab magnetic fusion funding began that year (UK/Soviet efforts similar timeframe).
Worldwide cumulative spending since then is hard to pin exactly but runs to tens of billions in public R&D (US alone ~$8B by 1990s as-spent, far more adjusted + later years; ITER ~$22B+ shared; Europe/Japan/Russia/China add comparable totals) plus over $14B in private capital since 2021.
Harsh reality: 75+ years of controlled fusion work and tens of billions in public money have yielded zero watts of commercial power on any grid. NIF ignition is a lab physics win (mainly for weapons data), not a power plant. ITER is chronically late and overbudget. Private startups pitch 2030s pilots with the same “decade away” line used since the 1970s. Science advanced. Practical energy value: still nothing.
₿evan ⚡️ retweeted
I can feel it in my plums. Bitcoin is about to rip.
I’m dangerously tempted to open a 5x long based entirely on testicular analysis.
My senses are going off.
Something is happening.
All of a sudden, Fidelity and BlackRock are putting out promotional pieces on Bitcoin.
BlackRock's IBIT just took in $665M in a single day, its biggest inflow in over a year.
J.P. Morgan is now predicting Bitcoin will be the best performing asset over the next decade.
The Bitcoin bull market is going to kick off in a big way.
ELON FANS WON'T LIKE THIS ONE...
BUT HERE ARE 10 BIG THINGS ELON PROMISED THAT NEVER HAPPENED:
The New York Times went through 15 years of his posts and interviews.
He made 602 promises with a date on them.
Only 1 in 5 happened on time.
Here are some of them:
1. In 2015 he said Teslas would fully drive themselves in 2 or 3 years.
11 years later, you still have to keep your eyes on the road.
2. In 2016 he said a Tesla would drive itself from LA to New York by the end of 2017.
It never did.
3. In 2019 he said there would be 1 million robotaxis by 2020.
Today there's a small service in Austin. With a safety person sitting inside.
4. In 2017 he said the new Tesla Roadster would come out in 2020.
They just showed it this month. Now it's coming in 2028.
5. For years he talked about a cheap $25,000 Tesla.
Then he dropped it and called the idea "pointless."
6. In 2016 he said SpaceX would send a ship to Mars by 2018.
Later he said people would be on Mars by 2024. Nobody has gone. Not even an empty rocket.
7. In 2013 he said Hyperloop would take you from LA to San Francisco in 35 minutes.
What we got is Teslas driving through a tunnel in Las Vegas.
8. When he bought Twitter, he said a team would be set up before any big decisions on banned accounts.
That team never showed up.
9. With DOGE he promised $2 trillion in government cuts.
Studies found it saved almost nothing.
10. He said his AI company would build AI smarter than humans by 2025. Still waiting.
Yes, he's also done crazy things. Rockets that land themselves. Starlink. Making electric cars normal.
But even he admits he only expects to hit his deadlines about half the time.
So today he posted that he'll give one SpaceX share to every kid in America next year.
That's around 73 million kids.
He hasn't said how. Or who gets it. Or who pays the tax.
Save this post. We'll check back in 2028.
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