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Found a sticky note in my late dad's toolbox that said "measure twice, cut once, call your mother." The first two parts are a famous carpentry rule. The last part was just him. I keep it in my wallet now, folded four times over.
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Microsoft wants to replace 60,000 employees with AI when they can’t even get Word to move an image without destroying the entire document
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This is what Maddie did to Sonic at the end of the first movie.
The vet pulled the porcupine’s little paw to give it the medicine, and the porcupine cursed her out, insulting ten generations of her family. 😂
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The noisy little fellow is a hedgehog not a porcupine. Hedgehog: Belongs to Eulipotyphla and family Erinaceidae. Small, insect-eating mammals related to shrews and moles. Porcupine: Belongs to Rodentia. Large rodents related to beavers, guinea pigs, and squirrels. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedgehog animals.howstuffworks.com/mammals/hedgeh… youtube.com/shorts/COvc_31…
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But if we wouldn't reveal a name revolving me it would be special treatment huh
Her half ass talking shit and saying “i don’t want to air your sh*t out” is wild af. Like girl, just say it or stfu
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Cobra's don't live on a farm, at least in the USA, I really despise Al.
It's crazy how much an animal can care about someone.
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The smartest ones were the dogs, who didn't even fight.
He was abusing his dog and got hit with instant karma right after.
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Bro thinks if he just randomly run up to his neighbor and tells him he loves that pizza he gonna get a slice?
Bro knew to immediately get the hell out of there!
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Empty truck shouldn't be driving in those winds
What happens when an empty trailer meets high winds [📍 Dumas, Texas Panhandle]
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The fact that the other guy in frame is clearly uncomfortable is disqualifying enough. This dipshit shouldn't have access to guns, let alone be left responsible for teaching others to use guns.
Firearm instructor loses all credibility😭
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That's how easy it is to die by playing around
Bro saw his life flash before his eyes over a stupid prank
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Corporate jobs provide the most random best friends everrrr
Showing up to work in the same outfit as your boss 😂
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STUDYING? HE LOOKS 5?
I felt this deep in my soul. No child should feel this way. 😞
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Not I'm buying this book rn
Only true book lovers will know exactly how this feels.
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That person who flew high probably blew out their Achilles
My heart actually breaks for her… Dad really just left her there by herself 😭
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The trunk holding got me. It's like she's hoping her friend will tug back and everything will be okay. I didn't need this before bed
Circus elephant seen mourning and trying to comfort her partner of over 25 years after she had collapsed and passed away.
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The world could use a bunch of these little bros. Just beautiful
So beautiful and endearing! He really made his sister's day! God bless them 🙏🙏
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My neighbor waved at me across the cereal aisle and I waved back enthusiastically. Then she walked right past me to hug the woman behind me. I pretended I was reaching for the Frosted Flakes. We've made eye contact twice since. Neither of us has acknowledged it.
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What’s the name of the app where you upload your bills and bored millionaires pay them???
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Sent a screenshot of my boss's email to the group chat complaining about it. Sent it to the group chat that includes my boss. He replied with a thumbs-up emoji. I've been drafting my resignation in my head for three days. He hasn't mentioned it.
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Hey, what was that software that basically functions like Microsoft word, but is free and then you are also not giving Microsoft money by using them?
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