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I might be very wrong, and this is probably the longest post I’ve ever had; but I have a little theory about the next few weeks/months for us JIMMY holders.
Using the timestamp theory of years, months, weeks, days 👉 01:09/4:20 posted on 12/5/24, this delta hit on Friday 10/23/26.
Everyone, including myself, thought “times up” or a similar variant. But what if it means “Your Time,” or probably better said, Ryan Cohen’s time?
The Cohen Squeeze is what this will be known as in the future.
Using this same timestamp as our marker, the next few posts make way more sense IMO
The “Gift” posted on 12/25/24 — 20 days after the Time post — lands on 11/12/26. - What’s the gift? It’s what’s in the box (YOLO Update?) after the Cohen squeeze.
Followed by “give to me baby” (squeeze) posted 1/1/24 — market closed during OG post…strange.
Using the timestamp, posting this would hit 8 days after the “Gift” post, landing on 11/19/26.
The last post, and this is what gets me excited! Seymour Asses (Nicki 😂 jokes). Seymour Asses is posted 20 days later! That’s a long-ass MOASS in this theory, landing on 12/9/26.
This kinda feels right, as this warrant play is most likely Cohen’s brainchild, so Keith laid out the “The Movie Posters” / timeline for us dumbs dumbs.
Maybe I’m wrong and Keith comes to party to take on the current MOASS reigning World Champion VW/Porsche and the Germans!
•Turkish: "What is a gun doing in your trousers?"
•Tommy: "It's for protection."
•Turkish: "Protection from what? Zee Germans?
I for one would like to plant an American 🇺🇸 Flag on that hill this week!
M O A S S
$GME
!!!YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE COHEN CRUNCH!!!
I might be very wrong, and this is probably the longest post I’ve ever had; but I have a little theory about the next few weeks/months for us JIMMY holders.
Using the timestamp theory of years, months, weeks, days 👉 01:09/4:20 posted on 12/5/24, this delta hit on Friday 10/23/26.
Everyone, including myself, thought “times up” or a similar variant. But what if it means “Your Time,” or probably better said, Ryan Cohen’s time?
The Cohen Squeeze is what this will be known as in the future.
Using this same timestamp as our marker, the next few posts make way more sense IMO
The “Gift” posted on 12/25/24 — 20 days after the Time post — lands on 11/12/26. - What’s the gift? It’s what’s in the box (YOLO Update?) after the Cohen squeeze.
Followed by “give to me baby” (squeeze) posted 1/1/24 — market closed during OG post…strange.
Using the timestamp, posting this would hit 8 days after the “Gift” post, landing on 11/19/26.
The last post, and this is what gets me excited! Seymour Asses (Nicki 😂 jokes). Seymour Asses is posted 20 days later! That’s a long-ass MOASS in this theory, landing on 12/9/26.
This kinda feels right, as this warrant play is most likely Cohen’s brainchild, so Keith laid out the “The Movie Posters” / timeline for us dumbs dumbs.
Maybe I’m wrong and Keith comes to party to take on the current MOASS reigning World Champion VW/Porsche and the Germans!
•Turkish: "What is a gun doing in your trousers?"
•Tommy: "It's for protection."
•Turkish: "Protection from what? Zee Germans?
I for one would like to plant an American 🇺🇸 Flag on that hill this week!
M O A S S
$GME
Haha right after I posted this I remembered something!
Yeah we are experiencing the Cohen Crunch right now!
Say it with me now…..Government contract inbound.
You should be grateful too; though you will be tied to this administration for the rest of time.
Why be grateful; GC are immune to bunch of shit this world can throw at you.
GameStop!
Hey @grok does the @DeptofWar use gaming consoles in combat and if so estimate how many?
Someone hit me with some WD40 because I got a new spark ⚡️ on this idea!
It’s government Money 💰 for GameStop shortly and I thought it may be with the @usedgov
But with all these recent tensions….maybe it’s with the @DeptofWar
After all Lots of violence in that meme movie!
And yes I’ll get out of the way for everyone; the second options pays much better….like 100x better.
Hey @grok does the @DeptofWar use gaming consoles in combat and if so estimate how many?
Opp
Whoops
We starting early
A German car gaint with our prudent
Cars and Governments / Governments and cars
Nah can’t be
But History repeats
Enjoy the show
Made ya Look 👀
🚨 WOW! The CEO of AUDI just came on stage with President Trump to confirm a multi-BILLION dollar auto manufacturing investment in Georgia
"We are planning to bring are biggest and most premium SUVs, and produce them here in MACON, GEORGIA."
CROWD: "TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!"
This is monumental! 🇺🇸
That thing the Democrats and "experts" said was impossible, HAPPENED AGAIN
Trump says construction begins next month. TARIFFS WORK
Hey @biffdon
🚨 WOW! The CEO of AUDI just came on stage with President Trump to confirm a multi-BILLION dollar auto manufacturing investment in Georgia
"We are planning to bring are biggest and most premium SUVs, and produce them here in MACON, GEORGIA."
CROWD: "TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!"
This is monumental! 🇺🇸
That thing the Democrats and "experts" said was impossible, HAPPENED AGAIN
Trump says construction begins next month. TARIFFS WORK
Hey @Timberwolves please make this a thing….”Welcome to jail” 😂
Welcome to D-block and hand out shirts for the corners of the court!
Go Wolves!
