All of fashion is really just a response to red shirt &jeans. Red shirt& jeans is fashion at its most fundamental, most concentrated point. It’s the outfit by which all others even make sense. Red shirt &jeans give rise to the very paradigm necessary to contemplate fashion at all
I’ve always cherished the small act of rebellion that is discarding an item in the register line. For those whose final impulse is frugality while staring down the barrel of 100 years of shopper mind hack store design. For those who give in a place expertly engineered for take
How are you supposed to say vase? Is it vase? Or vahhz? And how am I supposed to know when to use which? Or, don’t tell me… is this some British bs… because now is really not the time
Wanted posters and missing person posters are really technically interchangeable. We just decided one meant bad guys and the other beloved abductees
If a single cig takes off 11 minutes of your life and a hotdog takes 36, it would take 805,734 back-to-back cig & hotdogs to end it all right now assuming I was gunna live til 100 years old on the dot
Phone’s so dry Instagram started notifying me about reels I “might like” as if “liking” them had anything to do with it. It’s an addiction. I’m not scrolling because I like reels, I’m scrolling because I can’t stand everything else.
Sitting next to someone who just said, “Remember when it rained 8 weekends in a row? That was comically funny.” I’m like, that's redundant dumbass. Having fun at the coffee shop:)
Waiting on a train for 22 minutes and disdaining the weasel that hops on at the last minute. You have no idea what we've been through. We might share a train but we come from two completely different worlds
Theres a whole culture behind liking oysters that scares me so I pretend to like them more than i actually do
You know thomas edison was a motherfucker bc imagine basking in the warm glow of a candle and thinking this should be a bulb
I did good on some random proj at work and everybody kept complimenting me but then it got to a point where it was so many compliments i was like do u guys think im gunna kms
Got caught up in a major whirlpool after miscalculating the trader joes flow. Took one wrong turn in produce and was swimming upstream til dry goods.