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MR. HAPPY

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I HAVE FOUND SOME KIND OF TEMPORARY SANITY IN THIS SHIT, BLOOD, & CUM ON MY HANDS. ☻☻☻ DDDNE. READ ⠀URL.

 MDNI. NOT LEWD. SPLATTERPUNK.
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Joined May 2017
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死芒星@yingsek04Oct 27
hi
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Madison@madis_sinsOct 21
so my plapbait onahole goonette gf just showed me some super fappable blenderbait but i think i was pumping too much and too goontarded to realize i was getting dicknotized by some twink and his brapcannon rather than a breedable cocksleeve... am i a dl trade now or can i no homo
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What the fuck is Verity.
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taf@tafffiiAug 17
totaled my cock in a pawg accident
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Mogs me.
jeremy downs. 🎃👻🌈 (@darklydowns) profile picturejeremy downs. 🎃👻🌈@darklydownsSep 1
just worked out i’m getting back on track with my health
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[His face darkens. And makes way for the most lethal eye roll, blue melting into stark, wet white. Face in palm; Ed draws up a sigh.] I'm willing to toss him a couple bucks. No interest. No footage. If that's not good enough, he can go fuck himself.
jewel of sodom (@gstrungout) profile picturejewel of sodom@gstrungoutSep 1
[ Some form of whine comes from her. Sounds manufactured, too practiced, too sweet, but it’s her. Perfectly, it rings from the peak of her throat like a dog’s ] ‘Kay! Uh.. so’m.. Cal’s been a lil’ edgy lately, um. He’s.. he said he wants—
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Yeah. Sorry, shouldn't have snapped, I've just— my pill guy fucked up, late order, I'm. Whatever. Yeah. Go on. You're fine. Okay. Yeah. Alright. Alright. Aaaalriiiight, Christ, Devvy, spit it out. What?
jewel of sodom (@gstrungout) profile picturejewel of sodom@gstrungoutSep 1
Don’t talk t’me like i’m some five-gendered fag flauntin’ my fur n’ bacne while I hold up my transexual rights sign, ‘kay? ‘Lotta john’s turn their wallets inside out for a darker cut
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i think@kutaiuraniumAug 31
eating fried food with The Pervert
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Not doing this woke shit with you today.
jewel of sodom (@gstrungout) profile picturejewel of sodom@gstrungoutAug 31
It ain’t nun’ wrong with worldly snatch.
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Uh-huh. [Phone in his other hand. He's already sifting through contacts.] I'm with you, man. Nothing wrong with that. I really think we could get you there. You just gotta trust me. I mean, you see how big I am. I know my shit.
vad. (@ponygr1nder) profile picturevad.@ponygr1nderAug 11
[ Vadim grunts in displeasure when Ed's meaty hand meets his shoulder. Their combined body heat feels like being trapped in a hot dog bun made of human flesh. +
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[He squeezes. Spot's damp with the sweat between them. The right kind of disgusting; it makes him swallow. So does the thought of pumping this fxggot up with black market drugs.] What's your routine like? I don't think I've ever actually seen your setup.
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LOL.
vad. (@ponygr1nder) profile picturevad.@ponygr1nderAug 25
That still exists, man. It's called sex tourism. You just gotta go to, like, India or something.
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>GOING TO INDIA FOR PUSSY MY FUCKING SIDES.
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There was a simplicity to this shit before. It used to be shocking. Or like, taboo. Christ, BTK's self portraits— that would've blown my fucking mind in '05. Or the shit they took out of Dahmer's house. When it happened, y'know, it meant something. It moved people.
domestic (@federalmutt) profile picturedomestic@federalmuttAug 26
ERT make’s 50 year’s ago look like the stone age. Would’ve loved to hound back then. Make a desk jockey handle the five slips of paper for every case and retire early. Still a pretty weak pipe dream for the spank bank, though. Considering reality.
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That shit's every other day now. You got bitches giggling about it over ramen noodles and Pink Drinks. Every other guy is me, or like me. "Reality's" great. Just get burned out sometimes. The extreme of it, the oversaturation, the performance, the effort. You know what I mean.
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Get so jealous of these serial killers from the 70's, 80's. Shit for brains but balls of fuckin' steeeeeel. The idea that you could put a girl in the ground. Come back a month later. Pump another nut in. Repeat. And they might not find her for one, two, ten years. Fuck. Fuuuuck.
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|| but ugh this is Literally him tho. I put him in his little frame now he lives on my desk. I love my fat evil fuck. ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱
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MR. HAPPY (@timeoutroom) profile pictureMR. HAPPY@timeoutroomAug 4
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• GROUNDING TECHNIQUES. • GO FOR WALKS. • JOIN SUPPORT GROUP. • SET GOALS. RETURN TO WORK? • PICK UP A HOBBY.
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|| like she did such a good ass job this is like extracted from my own mind
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Post-op trauma therapy. Maybe 5 years ago. And just talking it out and talking it out and talking it out. Forever. Those days are cloudy, and half-remembered. Detailed the way dreams are. All except the paperwork.
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• GROUNDING TECHNIQUES. • GO FOR WALKS. • JOIN SUPPORT GROUP. • SET GOALS. RETURN TO WORK? • PICK UP A HOBBY.
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|| ft. photobash from @federalmutt :3
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