Director, Writer, Surrealist

LA
Joined May 2009
Dearest Punks, I hope this message finds you Not Dead.
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Don’t talk to me about ‘dark comedy’ until you’ve seen #PaulTGoldman . @jwoliner made a completely original show.
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Tim Nackashi retweeted
Friday, you dumb bitch, I've been waiting on you for six days.
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I just offhandedly thought: “tomorrow is another year” and it made sense actually
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At the IHOP in London you can get your hash browns gutted and chuffed innit
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sometimes when I hit an existential crisis I get annoyed that I already have bangs 💇🏻‍♀️ – at California, USA
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If the FBI can do this to a former president what's stopping them from doing it to any person, woman, man, camera, TV.
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Jesus dying for our sins? Classic only-child behavior.
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The Roaring 20s?? More like The Scrolling 20s...
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Some people who don't believe in democracy meeting up with a guy who does
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When two art directors follow you back to back, you know they're in a meeting and some brand is about to rip off your style.
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"I accept all cookies." – Cookie Monster in 1980
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A rite of passage in your twenties is ruining the economy
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Columbo around the campfire: “Just one s’more thing”
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Are there any Lawnmower Man multi-verse heads out there?
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In honor of holiday drinks season! And anti-union mega-corps!
just imagine if a more powerful species captured you and took you into their domain, fed you, kept you around and loved you, but also took you outside naked and on a leash and whenever you shat they picked it up in a little baggie. I think about this a lot.
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