#pharmacist. smith by name, concrete walrus by nature. hanging out in the Canadian arctic. love is all. (he/him)

Hay River, NT
Joined July 2015
Tim Smith retweeted
Average Pep Guardiola sentence
Zelenski: "Acilen 115 Milyar Euro lazım."
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Tim Smith retweeted
Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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Tim Smith retweeted
This will be the third time I have done a 'Why Man United Have Sacked Their Manager' video and I have become exceedingly efficient at it.
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Replying to @stehoare
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I must say, it was difficult hearing the hurt in Gary Neville's voice at the end of that game, so I turned up the volume on the TV and could hear it much better.
Bournemouth score a third through Evanilson.
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Tim Smith retweeted
Pronouncing thecocacolaco as Theco Caco Laco
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david eby is patrik stefan
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Tim Smith retweeted
I used to think logging food all day was tedious as hell, but I realized something. I was doing it BACKWARDS. Log tomorrow's food tonight. Then eat what you logged. (10 minutes, and the daily food negotiations are done)
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Tim Smith retweeted
Demanding a trade out of Winnipeg just to end up in Newark, New Jersey is like curing cancer just to catch tuberculosis
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Naming my Mets fan son Wade Tilnextyear
Knicks fans named their baby “Knickson Fyve” 🥹🔥 (via knicksonfyve/ig)
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Leon Draisaitl is on pace to finish with 84 points less than Connor McDavid this year. Leon Draisaitl is also on pace for 176 points this year. Absolute madness.
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Tim Smith retweeted
Me pretending I am at European cafe in the suburbs:
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Humans should fear a slow erosion of physical capacity with time and stave that off by absolutely horsecocking heavy barbells on a regular basis
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Palindromic scoreboard – at Tutbury, England
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Tim Smith retweeted
What is football without passion?
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have y’all ever seen a normal orange cat? because i genuinely don’t think they exist.
Couldn't find my newly adopted black cat anywhere... then I saw this 😂
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I couldnt win faceoffs
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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A very tense moment. 👀🦛
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