@tiny_watermelon

Gov & Reg, integrity. Full @melbournefc nuffy. red on the inside.

 Doikayt, Australia
Joined May 2017
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Tiny Watermelon retweeted
Joe2: Woke & proud of it.@eatatjoe23h
Funny how media was happy to question Ben Carroll on why he might want to spend some time on the campaign trail with his wife, while not asking Jess Wilson why she hasn't involved her husband, so far. Just her child. #springst #auspol
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Tiny Watermelon retweeted
Haaretz.com
@haaretzcom11h
Far-right minister Itamar Ben-Gvir's aide, Osher Gabay, reacts to the exit poll results: "Of course I'm disappointed. The people of Israel are stupid."
Liza Rozovsky
@lizarozovsky12h
עוזרו של בן גביר אושר גבאי בתגובה ראשונה לתוצאות המדגמים: "ברור שאני מאוכזב, עם ישראל מטומטם"
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There are deep divisions boiling away in the Vic Liberals. Jess Wilson’s captain’s call to ban the words Globalise the Intifada defies the Party’s pledge to stand up for free speech & civil liberties. They abandoned their headline principles for an unconstitutional vow #springst
The Age
@theageOct 25
Jess Wilson vows to ban ‘Globalise the intifada’ phrase if elected theage.com.au/national/victo…

Jess Wilson vows to ban ‘Globalise the intifada’ phrase if elected

The opposition leader also said on Sunday that a Coalition government would introduce “move on” laws and require protesters to obtain permits to hold demonstrations.

theage.com.au
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Same questions needed to be asked of Jess Wilson’s free abortion pledge. We know it won’t see the light of day in a Liberal govt. They are STILL populated with the religious hard right, just keeping a low profile for now. Where are you media? #springst xitter.cf/tiny_watermelon/status…
Tiny Watermelon@tiny_watermelonOct 16
Actual journalism would be asking Nicole Werner, Evan Mulholland, Brad Rowswell, Bev McArthur, Renee Heath etc it they will support aspiring Premier/Treasurer Jess Wilson’s pledge to make abortion free and more accessible #springst @heidimur
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Hey @Melbchief, Jess Wilson is happy to proclaim the spiritual and ancestral connection (and implied rights that come with it) to the foreign land Israel, but won’t do the same for Victorian Aboriginals. Just something to ask her about in your next glossy piece #springst
Tiny Watermelon@tiny_watermelonOct 27
Replying to @Bender_Aus
Funny that she cares about the spiritual and ancestral connection to a foreign land, but has abandoned the same belief about Aboriginal people.
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Replying to @tiny_watermelon @theage
Here’s a link to the article where they do nothing to interrogate the internal workings of a captains call “vow”, despite its incongruence with party policy. They’re more than happy to pretend everything is hunky dory in the Vic Libs than to risk asking hard questions #springst
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Unpaywalled link. archive.li/9k7px

Jess Wilson vows to ban ‘Globalise the intifada’ phrase if elected

archived 25 Oct 2026 14:16:40 UTC

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Hi @bradbattin, you said “only the Liberals will stand up for free speech”, now your boss Jess Wilson will explicitly ban GLOBALISE THE INTIFADA—an inherently political expression agst oppression. What do you have to say? #springst @aaronsmith @toiletpaperaus1 @theage
Brad Battin MP@BradBattinMP2 Apr 2025
Replying to @BradBattinMP
Only the Liberals & Nationals will stand up for free speech rights and civil liberties in our state.
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After years of DICTATOR DAN idiocy we are now being told that the Victorian Liberal Party belongs to Jess Wilson, who hasn’t even served a term). We all know where the real power lies in the party and it’s very weird that the media is happily pretending otherwise #springst
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This is so narcissistic, it’s embarrassing.
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Jess Wilson called Ben Carroll a coward yet won’t debate Warren Pickering. Again, these people aren’t ready to govern #springst
Nikki J Lawson 🌹#IStandWithAlbo to trigger RWNJs@Commoncents21Oct 26
One way of saying that Jess Wilson won’t join Ben Carroll and ON’s Warren Pickering to a debate next week. She might slip up and agree with the Vic Libs’ bed partner live on TV. Gutless Jess Wilson. #auspol
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Unpopular opinion, I really enjoy Vline. Probably because I only use it around 15 times a year.
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Tiny Watermelon retweeted
hisaflog
@hisaflog100Oct 26
Being lectured to about social cohesion by a commercial news executive. Amazing stuff. Negative self-awareness detected.
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Imagine being a fully grown adult male journalist and publishing this #springst
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Looking forward to Jess Wilson being humiliated in the High Court with this “vow”. Actual lawyers know this is unconstitutional, yet here she is promising the Jewish community she’ll ban it for votes. What does she think about Section 18c? She/they stand for nothing #springst
The Age
@theageOct 25
Jess Wilson vows to ban ‘Globalise the intifada’ phrase if elected theage.com.au/national/victo…

Jess Wilson vows to ban ‘Globalise the intifada’ phrase if elected

The opposition leader also said on Sunday that a Coalition government would introduce “move on” laws and require protesters to obtain permits to hold demonstrations.

theage.com.au
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Incendiary language at a time when Akram’s case is subjudice. “Jess Wilson drew a direct line btw protests against Israel’s war in Gaza, launched following Hamas’ October 7, 2023, attack on Israel, to the massacre of 15 people at a Hanukkah celebration at Bondi Beach” #springst
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Tiny Watermelon retweeted
Regime Tracker@ShpongledHardOct 25
Normal newspaper stuff
The Age
@theageOct 25
After 12 years, crime may bring Labor undone. How have rising rates affected your suburb? theage.com.au/politics/victo…

After 12 years, crime may bring Labor undone. How have rising rates affected your suburb?

As crime rates across Victoria climbed, the government’s popularity fell. This is the story of how Labor ended up here – and what has really happened in your area.

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Victorian Liberal Party pledging millions for one private school’s gym facilities. You can’t even make this shit up #springst
MTG
@inthemarquisOct 23
Isn’t the Liberal Candidate for Narre Warren North Shemaine Nathienlsz also the chair of the parents association
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I mean this when I say the right wing Victorian media is begging for a mentally ill Twitter man to kilI Dan Andrews. They won’t ever stop #springst
Tiny Watermelon@tiny_watermelonOct 20
Replying to @tiny_watermelon
Another example just yesterday via @eatatjoe2! Australian right wing media stables genuinely want some deranged Twitter idiot to do their dirty work for them and kilI him. #springst
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