(she/her) I have a lot of pets. Queer mom. 🏳️🌈 Second Gen. 🇹🇭 AAPI ACAB ABBA ADHD. It rhymes with bananas.
Minneapolis, MN
Joined February 2017
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Four years ago, I graduated from a coding bootcamp after quitting my career. Since then, I’ve gone from junior to senior to lead engineer and I make three times what I was making as a seasoned coffee buyer. I’m a queer/biracial/anxiety/trash-girl and I did it, and so can you.
My daughter was showing me a picture she drew where she was sitting at our dining room table.
Kid: “As you can see, the table is very long.”
Me: “That’s accurate we do have a very long table!”
Kid: “I should draw stuff all over on it.”
Me: “Yes… that’s also accurate…” 🥴
I’ve had this suggested to me many times and I’m shocked at the restraint I’ve exercised because I don’t own it.
Why can’t a grown woman throw up in a TV show and not be pregnant? Like, sometimes we just throw up for other reasons.
Look at that finally I can move on with my life. That’s a skeleton sewing machine on the shelf don’t be alarmed.
ADHD Christmas prep: Instead of figuring out how to balance ur kids’ Christmas gifts and wrap them, make a hanging bag for your wrapping paper that’s been falling off the shelf onto your head for years and causing you distress. At midnight thirty.
They have the men’s undies locked up at the Midway one now and so no one who wears “men’s” underwear is getting new ones now. “Um hi can you come unlock the undies cage for me and then wait there while I decide what will work for my butt.”
People with ADHD must be advertisers’ favorite audience. All of my targeted ads are for nonsensical insane products that do not correlate whatsoever and I am interested in all of them.